Something i found funnyFollow

I realise that some of you have nothing else to do then click around the web so you may have seen something like this before.
But i liked it so im gonna post it here.

Just post the answer you got for each question and see what it comes out like.

Pick the month (number) you were born in:

1----I fell in love with
2----I ate a
3----I smacked
4----I sang to
5----I gave my number to
6----I murdered
7----I shot
8----I gave a lap dance to
9----I choked on
10---I fondled
11---I had sex with
12---I humped

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------A homeless bloke
2-------your mum
3-------a banana
4-------a fork
5-------a Welshman
6-------a gangster
7-------a hooker
8-------an ipod
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------a tampon
13-------the computer
14-------a footballer
15-------my neighbour
16-------myself
17-------a coke
18-------a llama
19-------a pickle
20-------a stuffed animal
21-------a permanent marker
22-------my dad
23-------a condom
24-------my psychiatrist
25-------a policeman
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------a cricket bat
29-------a DVD player
30-------a paperclip
31-------my mobile phone

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because I was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm naked.
Gray--------Because I was horny.
Yellow------Because someone offered me £1,000,000
Orange----Because I hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.

Have fun and rate down if you wish.

I subdefaulted an asshat, because that's how I roll.

You're right, that is fun!

All I can say is that I am shocked you took the time to type that all out. Just incase you weren't aware......that was fu*king stupid.

Hey it's funny when you are drunk.








Okay I lied its not really funny it is f*cking stoopid, just like it is spelled.