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#27 May 30 2006 at 9:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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This happened to my sister as she was planning her wedding. They were going to get married in fall, but her husband got the call to Afghanistan. So they had a quickie wedding, then six months later once he got back a real ceremony/reception.


When I am feeling extra pitiful, I just think about the 100 invitations that are still in the top of my closet for 2 weeks after he left for Baghdad.

And Thumb, I feel your pain. Chin up!

I could lie and say it won't suck all that hard, but I won't. Go get a vibrator and a few good books. Didn't he just get back from something-or-other?

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#28 May 30 2006 at 9:59 PM Rating: Good
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I'll be right over.
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#29 May 30 2006 at 10:01 PM Rating: Good
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I could lie and say it won't suck all that hard, but I won't. Go get a vibrator and a few good books.

Man that never worked for me when I was deployed, but I guess it's worth a shot.

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#30 May 30 2006 at 10:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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Katarine wrote:

I could lie and say it won't suck all that hard, but I won't. Go get a vibrator and a few good books.


You can read with one of those things going? Doesn't it make you a little motion-sick?

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#31 May 30 2006 at 10:44 PM Rating: Good
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DF wrote:
Hey I have never watched ****, and Thumb, you and me? Your place or mine?


How about in a hot tub?

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Alright, I've got the tripod set up, when will you be over?


As soon as DF and I are done.

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Go get a vibrator and a few good books. Didn't he just get back from something-or-other?


Have some in all sizes. I was talking about the books. And yeah, he came back a few weeks ago and he's gone again.

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I'll be right over.


Unless you look like your avatard, sorry, it's a girl's nite only.

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You can read with one of those things going? Doesn't it make you a little motion-sick?


Smiley: lolSmiley: lolSmiley: lol Only if you're trying to pump instead of just letting it sit on the special spot. Smiley: sly
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#32 May 30 2006 at 10:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
Only if you're trying to pump instead of just letting it sit on the special spot.


You raise and I fold. You go too far!

Smiley: blush

I love it when you make me blush, you tramp.

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#33 May 30 2006 at 11:04 PM Rating: Good
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You raise and I fold. You go too far!

There's a joke about being 'all in' around here somewhere...
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#34 May 30 2006 at 11:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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Smasharoo wrote:

You raise and I fold. You go too far!

There's a joke about being 'all in' around here somewhere...


I knew poker terminology would draw you out. So predictable. Smiley: tongue

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#35 May 30 2006 at 11:20 PM Rating: Good
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I knew poker terminology would draw you out.

See, you're probably not aware, but 'draw you out' is actually more poker terminology. My subliminal posting theory is working PERFECTLY. This will be a poker forum in no time.

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/comfort Deployment can be tough, it seems that almost all our personel are getting sent out all over the place lately. I also think we are prepping for something big again, in my area all the reserves and x-military people got call together for a meeting telling them to be ready basically. Kinda sad that we never know when to stop.
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#37 May 31 2006 at 3:28 AM Rating: Good
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I knew poker terminology would draw you out.

See, you're probably not aware, but 'draw you out' is actually more poker terminology. My subliminal posting theory is working PERFECTLY. This will be a poker forum in no time.

Do you play, you know, not for money, online anywhere?
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#38 May 31 2006 at 7:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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Head to SF and Good Vibrations. The Ladies there will set you up with just the right toy. Or just head to the department store and get a good wand massager, like they suggest in their book.
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#39 May 31 2006 at 7:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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You mean they really have stores like that???
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#40 May 31 2006 at 7:41 AM Rating: Good
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Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:

And since Nephy's head would explode, yes, some **** please. Girl on girl preferably. Thankie!


wow 8:40 AM

Hell of a way to start the day!

Smiley: flowers Sorry you couldn't get in a quickie before deployment
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#41 May 31 2006 at 7:56 AM Rating: Excellent
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So sorry Thumb, to hear that he had to go early, and you guys did not get to come. =(
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#42 May 31 2006 at 9:39 AM Rating: Good
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Mistress Darqflame wrote:
You mean they really have stores like that???


Head to San Diego, there's a string of adult stores called "F Street." They have everything. And I mean everything. And if you're in the military, you get a discount!

No, I've never been there. Really.
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#43 May 31 2006 at 9:39 AM Rating: Decent
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hope he will not be depolyed long this time out.

god bless and may he stay safe and sound.
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Smiley: flowers

Sorry Thumb. I know not much made me feel any better when Mr.Katie first left so I'll just offer [:hug:].




(I'm not fully awake yet so shhh.)

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See, you're probably not aware, but 'draw you out' is actually more poker terminology.

Only in as much as it is co-opted from tactical phraseology, where in it is used in reference to creating the perception of weakness in order to coax the enemy in to exposing his strength and, as a result, his weakness).
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Mistress Darqflame wrote:
You mean they really have stores like that???



There's a huge store/warehouse looking thing called the "Pleasure Emporium" down the street from where I work. I've only been there twice; one was with a couple of friends (one of them wanted to rent some videos and we were in the area) and the other was with my ex who wanted to get a birthday present for her mother's coworker. (I try not to ask questions.)

There's a couple of smaller "touristy" adult stores in Coconut Grove and one in Lin. Road Mall.
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I'm afraid to ask what makes an adult book store "touristy".
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#48 May 31 2006 at 10:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm afraid to ask what makes an adult book store "touristy".


In comparison to the bigger stores here? It's more just size and content.

The touristy stores have more things that you can bring to a hotel room without anyone noticing.

Pleasure Emporium has this wierd looking mechanism which looks like a swing set at first glance...but.... Smiley: yikes
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Sounds like Exo is into the kinky man love. Smiley: sly
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#50 May 31 2006 at 10:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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That stinks honey, I'm sorry. Want me to send you some ****?

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You didn't tell me you were a **** star! What titles?


Smiley: yippee
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#51 May 31 2006 at 10:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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Sounds like Exo is into the kinky man love. Smiley: sly


Where the HECK did you get kinky man love from that? Smiley: laugh

Open your eyes! You're day dreaming again.
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