Buy his book.
I would sleep with him just on principle. Ok, so maybe I wouldn't, but maybe I would. Maybe for a free copy of the book. If you aren't familiar with Maddox, then here is a sample. I especially like his Tom Clancy Plot Generator.
Actually, I think this one is maybe my favorite.
I need a cigarette now.
Nexa
P.S. if someone already posted about this, it deserves to be mentioned again, and I'm too lazy to read your crap.
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Yeah I might get this book too. Some of his stuff can be hell funny.
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Book Description
From the publisher:
This is the only sentence in the entire book that will give you a chance to adjust your face; take your time, because it’s about to be rocked off—permanently.
Finally, a book that guarantees your balls will be stomped; a book so manly that it will make even the burliest of men (and in some cases, the burliest of women) feel inadequate. So manly, it needs to be shaved: The Alphabet of Manliness. This collection of sacred writings may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout history. Here’s a small sample of the ***-kickery found within these revered pages of outright manliness:
People getting drop-kicked in the face
Phallic aggression
Violence in excess of what has come to be known as excessive
Garish disregard for the well-being of children
Contempt for animals, women, and other cultures
Intimidating rhetoric
Obscure penile references
The triumph of flannel over good taste
This book is only for the saltiest, hairiest, most rugged son of a ***** out there. However, it would be selfish to keep it for myself, so feel free to buy a copy. This humble tome of wisdom is a tribute to all men who toil away at work every day, getting their balls busted, or busting balls.
If you can’t handle the punch to the colon I’m about to deliver to you, look on the bright side: you’ll save a fortune on Halloween when kids come to your door to pick apart your candy ***. On the other hand, if you feel comfortable with the risk of having your *** neatly packaged and handed to you with all the trimmings, cut the foreplay and crack the book open already.
Damn... I'm not salty enough to read it! They won't sell it to me.
Edited, Tue May 30 01:36:30 2006 by EvilGnomes
I've heard and observed the "Maddox" phenomenon for many years now. Frankly, he's always seemed like a pompous arrogant jack *** though I suspect that may be part of the genius of it all. Either way I could care less.
Still, this thread made me take my annual visit to his site and part of his most recent addition did make me laugh for a bit:
Edited, Tue May 30 01:53:32 2006 by Pandorra
Still, this thread made me take my annual visit to his site and part of his most recent addition did make me laugh for a bit:
Maddox wrote:
Edited, Tue May 30 01:53:32 2006 by Pandorra
He's an obnoxious idiot who's often very wrong.
But he's a pretty funny obnoxious idiot who's often very wrong, I'll give him that.
But he's a pretty funny obnoxious idiot who's often very wrong, I'll give him that.
I'd probably be more inclined to read David Sedaris.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I just don't like Maddox. I guess I just don't like that he's an acidic, dripping *** just because it gets people to visit his site. His whole attitude just seems incredibly fake, put on for show. So, I have a hard time reading him.
Saboruto the Silent wrote:
His whole attitude just seems incredibly fake, put on for show.
But hey, maybe he'll make some nice money out of this and then - well who are we to argue with a successful entrepreneur?
(complete f'ucking moron...Maddox - not Sabo, you're straight...er well I mean...never mind)
Edited, Tue May 30 03:56:08 2006 by Pandorra
Saboruto the Silent wrote:
His whole attitude just seems incredibly fake, put on for show.
That's pretty much the idea...you know, comedians are usually making **** up...those stories and stuff aren't true!
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Frankly, he's always seemed like a pompous arrogant jack *** though I suspect that may be part of the genius of it all.
I seem to have a thing for them...as long as they're also funny.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Not into the gay furry thing but thanks.
But I'm so glad I don't read.
But I'm so glad I don't read.
Sabo wrote:
I just don't like Maddox. I guess I just don't like that he's an acidic, dripping *** just because it gets people to visit his site. His whole attitude just seems incredibly fake, put on for show. So, I have a hard time reading him.
I like him because he is me... well me if I was really funny. Generally I am just angry, sarcastic, mean and malajusted, you know nasty without teh funny. What really kills me is I have friends, well female friends, if you get my jist (womens I want but can't have, so they are friends), who think I am an *** when I am that way and don't like it... but I can't help myself. I am what I am: A formaly nice guy, jilted, cynical and angry about the way I have been treated by life (and womens)and just trying to get along the best I can despite all the good karma I aquired that never manifested itself in any useful ways. It's not fake Sabo, it just is.
He makes me chuckle now and then. Ever since he got the book deal, the time between site updates have been getting longer and longer. I rarely ever think to check his site any more.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Nexa wrote:
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Frankly, he's always seemed like a pompous arrogant jack *** though I suspect that may be part of the genius of it all.
I seem to have a thing for them...as long as they're also funny.
Nexa
Smash just soiled himself.
I think of Maddox as the print version of Sam Kinison.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
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