then realizes it's a girl that is most coveted by many people. Then says "I'm sorry" but not in the "Sorry" way, in the "I'm sorry, could you not see a ******* wall coming towards you?"
So give me ways to kill myself, bring out the best guns.
Bleach and Drain-o are old school, give me something that says "wow"
Edited, Mon May 29 18:20:12 2006 by Sassythief
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Sir Sassythief wrote:
then realizes it's a girl that is most coveted by many people. Then says "I'm sorry" but not in the "Sorry" way, in the "I'm sorry, could you not see a ******* wall coming towards you?"
So give me ways to kill myself, bring out the best guns.
Bleach and Drain-o are old school, give me something that says "wow"
Edited, Mon May 29 18:20:12 2006 by Sassythief
So give me ways to kill myself, bring out the best guns.
Bleach and Drain-o are old school, give me something that says "wow"
Edited, Mon May 29 18:20:12 2006 by Sassythief
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
now for something completely different:
Edited, Mon May 29 18:31:18 2006 by Pandorra
Edited, Mon May 29 18:31:18 2006 by Pandorra
I assume the barebone of the whole thing was...
The first part is a block of annoyance and self-loathing...
I wrote:
So give me ways to kill myself, bring out the best guns.
The first part is a block of annoyance and self-loathing...
Only if you are willing to have multiple web cams, at different angels, all around you as you kill yourself. It would be sweet if you decide not only to go with the traditional "box cutter+wrists" end, but your write "Asylum" on your wall with the open wound.
It would make a neat looking wallpaper for my desktop.
It would make a neat looking wallpaper for my desktop.
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A fat guy walks into a bar...
You ok Sassy? Need me to call a medic? Looks like you've got a spot of blood on your forehead.
Oafish behavior followed by twattishness and self pity?
How... ohdinawy.
How... ohdinawy.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Oafish behavior followed by twattishness and self pity?
I wrote:
The first part is a block of annoyance and self-loathing...
Wow, don't be too hard on me. I may just go curl up in a corner and cry.
Exodus wrote:
write "Asylum" on your wall with the open wound.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
You should really be prepared for this sort of thing, and drawn attention away from your own clumsiness by quickly lifting her up and throwing her on your shoulders and shouting "Chicken fight!"
Now you know for next time, at least.
Now you know for next time, at least.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Chicken fight eh? Maybe I should go inform HR for sexual harassment...
Sir Sassythief wrote:
Samira wrote:
Oafish behavior followed by twattishness and self pity?
I wrote:
The first part is a block of annoyance and self-loathing...
Wow, don't be too hard on me. I may just go curl up in a corner and cry.
one can only hope
Lady DSD wrote:
Sir Sassythief wrote:
Samira wrote:
Oafish behavior followed by twattishness and self pity?
I wrote:
The first part is a block of annoyance and self-loathing...
Wow, don't be too hard on me. I may just go curl up in a corner and cry.
one can only hope
I hope Nob's still gonna wax that owl.
I want to watch.
I want to watch.
die in a fire?
Seriously, I'm just having fun fu[red][/red]cking with you guys. My server forums are so boring right now, and I need another place to post for the time being.
Self-loathing isn't my "shtick" it is a quirk, see I love the internet culture. Everyone brings there own fun and flaws into there posting style. This place just reeks of "I can spell humor better than you, therefore I'm better than you" so it's fun to shake things up a bit.
It's not like most of you haven't seen it before, I just have a higher post count than others. Sadly though, I do not covet you, I do not want in your click. Just counting down the days til I move onto another forum.
In the words of Betty Parsons from the Jerry Springer show
Self-loathing isn't my "shtick" it is a quirk, see I love the internet culture. Everyone brings there own fun and flaws into there posting style. This place just reeks of "I can spell humor better than you, therefore I'm better than you" so it's fun to shake things up a bit.
It's not like most of you haven't seen it before, I just have a higher post count than others. Sadly though, I do not covet you, I do not want in your click. Just counting down the days til I move onto another forum.
In the words of Betty Parsons from the Jerry Springer show
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YOU DON'T KNOW ME! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!
Sir Sassythief wrote:
Just counting down the days til I move onto another forum.
As are we. As are we...
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Mrrow WarMAverick come back to bed...
Sir Sassythief wrote:
Sadly though, I do not covet you, I do not want in your click.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Quote:
"I can spell humor better than you, therefore I'm better than you"
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
Quote:
"I can spell humor better than you, therefore I'm better than you"
Just sayin'.
Still play FFXI 
I played a Mithra Monk though.
Clique is b-o-r-i-n-g I make it cool again.
But I do admit it Jacob, you are better than I.
I played a Mithra Monk though. Clique is b-o-r-i-n-g I make it cool again.
But I do admit it Jacob, you are better than I.
Sir Sassythief wrote:
Clique is b-o-r-i-n-g I make it cool again.
It's as if being unfamiliar with the word is a prerequisite for not wanting to be a part.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
So out of desperation to get some you "pulled the goalie" so to speak and took home a fat chick and now you think you may be bi-polar?
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