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Nobby P
Please can you wiggle your ***, after you bend over, for me?
Please can you wiggle your ***, after you bend over, for me?
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
ElneClare wrote:
Nobby P
Please can you wiggle your ***, after you bend over, for me?
Please can you wiggle your ***, after you bend over, for me?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Yes
I frustrated after having to share a room with someone, Jonwin and I don't know well enough to disturb with our monkey sex sessions, the last 3 nights.
I frustrated after having to share a room with someone, Jonwin and I don't know well enough to disturb with our monkey sex sessions, the last 3 nights.
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
ElneClare wrote:
Yes
I frustrated after having to share a room with someone, Jonwin and I don't know well enough to disturb with our monkey sex sessions, the last 3 nights.
I frustrated after having to share a room with someone, Jonwin and I don't know well enough to disturb with our monkey sex sessions, the last 3 nights.
OK, s'pose.
Just be gentler with that feather duster this time?
and ask Jonwin to file his nails please
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nails are filed. He may bite however.
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
ElneClare wrote:
Nails are filed. He may bite however.
You Americans and your teeth
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby wrote:
ElneClare wrote:
Nails are filed. He may bite however.
You Americans and your teeth
/sharpens teeth and nails
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
/sharpens teeth
That's horrifying. I know there are people who actually do this, but /shudder
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I knew I should have stopped reading this thread about a dozen posts ago...
Nicroll 65 Assassin
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Nexa wrote:
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
/sharpens teeth
That's horrifying. I know there are people who actually do this, but /shudder
Nexa
People actually sharpen their teeth?
/f-ing shudders
/goosebumps
Demea - Cognito - Can go unnoticed for thousands of posts at a time.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Nobby wrote:
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Nobby - Can be an pretentious cnut at the drop of a hat!]
I won't be dropping and picking up anything in front of you.
Again.
Totem, dressed in Alabama Black Snake-hugging reinforced spandex, eyed the multi-tentacled (or ********* if Sab if reading this) alien monster and muttered the fiend's name: Gbaji. Using his mutant superpower, he quickly apprehended the aeolist by lassoing him with a subatomic string of words. Totem's mastery of adoxography subdued the evil beast.
Once safely locked in his escape-proof cage, Team Mutant quickly set about interrogating Gbaji for any information he might have about the alien invasion of Earth. When he proved resistent to any of their more subtle techniques, the defenders of Truth, Justice, and the Asylum Way broke out the big gun: Katie, the Texas *****. Armed with her mutant ability, cataglottism she rapidly dippolded Gbaji like a redheaded step child. It was the recumbentibus-- Earth was saved!
Totem
Once safely locked in his escape-proof cage, Team Mutant quickly set about interrogating Gbaji for any information he might have about the alien invasion of Earth. When he proved resistent to any of their more subtle techniques, the defenders of Truth, Justice, and the Asylum Way broke out the big gun: Katie, the Texas *****. Armed with her mutant ability, cataglottism she rapidly dippolded Gbaji like a redheaded step child. It was the recumbentibus-- Earth was saved!
Totem
Nobby wrote:
[li]Flea'lo - Vuitton
Pretentious, unpronounceable name? I'm satisfied.
Drizzle? I couldn't have been Torent or Deluge? F'ucking Brits always inflicting their **** poor weather on other people.
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Drizzle? I couldn't have been Torent or Deluge? F'ucking Brits always inflicting their **** poor weather on other people.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Moe - Golden Shower
Better?
I got rated down throughout this thread /butthurt!
Better?
I got rated down throughout this thread /butthurt!
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Dana, if you're watching, remember this thread in 2 years when I hit 10k.
No worries Moe, I have bookmarked it for ya!
If you look close you'll see me in the credits as an extra.
What's that? They don't give credits to extras?
What's that? They don't give credits to extras?
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