Does she know your handle on public internet sites is "buffyisagoddess" Unless her name is buffy, she should be pissed.
If her name is buffy, then you are pathetic...if it is not, you are still pathetic.
Congratulations on duping some female into marrying you. Considering what I have picked up about you, it is quite an accomplishment.
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I voted for the other guy.