A newly wed couple goes back to their room to consecrate their marriage.
The woman says, "there's something I have to confess. This isn't the first time I've done this."
The man says, "In this day and age, that doesn't surprise me."
She says, "Well he was someone famous."
"Who?", he asks.
"Tiger Woods".
The man says, "Ok, I can see that. He's famous, rich, talented, and not bad looking."
So they do it. Afterwards the man get's up and goes to the hotel room phone. "What are you doing?", she asks. He says, "I thought I'd order some room service." She says, "That's not what Tiger Woods would do." So he asks, "Oh, what would Tiger Woods do?" She says, "He'd come back to bed and do it again."
So this little scenario plays itself out twice more when on the fourth time, she asks, "What are you doing?"
"I'm calling Tiger Woods", he replies.
"What? Why are you calling Tiger Woods?" she asks.
He says, "I want to find out what's par for this damn hole."