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City police respond to 'doppelganger' call
By Stan Mitchell
JONESBORO -- Have clones of a Jonesboro family assumed the identities of a murdered father, mother, son and daughter?
How would anyone know?
A female caller to Craighead County E-911 Center early Wednesday morning claimed that four members of the Henry L. Turner family, 3617 Wood Springs Road, had suffered that unusual fate.
According to a report filed with the Jonesboro Police Department, the caller identified herself to dispatchers when she made the call to the E-911 Center at 4 a.m. Wednesday, claiming that the family had been cloned, killed and buried behind a shed at 3327 Wood Springs Road. Turner is former owner of Premier Video.
By Stan Mitchell
JONESBORO -- Have clones of a Jonesboro family assumed the identities of a murdered father, mother, son and daughter?
How would anyone know?
A female caller to Craighead County E-911 Center early Wednesday morning claimed that four members of the Henry L. Turner family, 3617 Wood Springs Road, had suffered that unusual fate.
According to a report filed with the Jonesboro Police Department, the caller identified herself to dispatchers when she made the call to the E-911 Center at 4 a.m. Wednesday, claiming that the family had been cloned, killed and buried behind a shed at 3327 Wood Springs Road. Turner is former owner of Premier Video.
The story is long, but it is a riot. I like the closing line:
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When asked how local authorities might determine whether a person had been cloned, McDaniel declined to comment.
Of course, all the police have done is go see if the family is ok, but if they really were clones that wouldn't be good enough, now would it?