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This made Yahoo news stories. I don't get it. That crap wouldn't make ANY newspaper, no matter how tiny. It just makes absolutely no sense. I just don't get it. The boat left and I was not on it. WTF?
Same people that would have saved it from Katrina, I suppose.
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
Dunno why that popped into my head, but there it is.
Dunno why that popped into my head, but there it is.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Same people that would have saved it from Katrina, I suppose.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Samira wrote:
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
Dunno why that popped into my head, but there it is.
Dunno why that popped into my head, but there it is.
And somehow that made me think of:
"But dogs can look up!"
If it hadn't been for that horse, I never would have spent that year in college.
WKRP ftw!
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Dinner time!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
Dinner time!
mmmm chicken wings
For lunch I had a chicken and bacon ranch sub sandwich with melted mozzarella cheese all on toasted bread. hmmmmmmm
Somewhere out there, an Associated Press intern got his or her first news story.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
MentalFrog wrote:
For lunch I had a chicken and bacon ranch sub sandwich with melted mozzarella cheese all on toasted bread. hmmmmmmm
Mmmmm. Subway or Quiznos?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Jophiel wrote:
Somewhere out there, an Associated Press intern got his or her first news story.
"Chicken Drowns - Dies Three Months Later"
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Somewhere out there, an Associated Press intern got his or her first news story.
"Chicken Drowns - Dies Three Months Later"
"Woman, 94, Dies"
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
The Story wrote:
Morris, a retired nurse, said she hadn't used cardiopulmonary resuscitation in years. She said she was glad that the chicken she saved was exotic and not just an ordinary chicken
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Well, chicken *do* tend to run around for quite awhile after having their head cut off. Maybe this was just a similar phenomenon?
I retract my earlier post...they probably shouldn't eat it. Damn thing would probably wake up again while in the oven. Or their bellies.
I retract my earlier post...they probably shouldn't eat it. Damn thing would probably wake up again while in the oven. Or their bellies.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Jophiel wrote:
The Story wrote:
Morris, a retired nurse, said she hadn't used cardiopulmonary resuscitation in years. She said she was glad that the chicken she saved was exotic and not just an ordinary chicken
But dont you think the exotic might taste better? You know, curry flavored chicken beak?
Jophiel wrote:
The Story wrote:
Morris, a retired nurse, said she hadn't used cardiopulmonary resuscitation in years. She said she was glad that the chicken she saved was exotic and not just an ordinary chicken
After all, that one chicken may make the difference in losing a child to starvation!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
maybe it sneezed.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
So, what made it an exotic chicken? Was it wearing pasties on its succulent breasts? A thong? Was it pre-oiled? What?
Slow news day.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Debalic wrote:
MentalFrog wrote:
For lunch I had a chicken and bacon ranch sub sandwich with melted mozzarella cheese all on toasted bread. hmmmmmmm
Mmmmm. Subway or Quiznos?
Subay
It was suppose to be on garlic bread but the stupid lady didn't understand me. At least she got most of my sammich order correct.
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"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
If it hadn't been for that horse, I never would have spent that year in college.
::has an aneurism::
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So, what made it an exotic chicken? Was it wearing pasties on its succulent breasts? A thong? Was it pre-oiled? What?
Its not an erotic chicken.
I also think that this is an excellent way to get bird flu.
I just happened to watch "The Muppets Take Manhattan" 
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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