Some funny stuff from the World Cup:
When the penalty was awarded for Italy in the Australia game:
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Penalty! Penalty! Penalty! Grosso's done it, Grosso's done it! The great Italian left back! He succeeded in the glorious traditions of Italy! Facchetti, Cabrini and Maldini, their souls are infused in him at this moment! Grosso represents the long history and traditions of Italian soccer, he's not fighting alone at this moment! He's not alone!
When the penalty was scored:
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"Goooooal! Game over! Italy win! Beat the Australians! They do not fall in front of Hiddink again! Italy the great! Left back the great! Happy birthday to Maldini! Forza Italia! The victory belongs to Italy, to Grosso, to Cannavaro, to Zambrotta, to Buffon, to Maldini, to everyone who loves Italian soccer! Hiddink ... lost all his courage faced with Italian history and traditions ... He finally reaped fruits which he had sown! They should go home. They don't need to go as far away as Australia as most of them are living in Europe. Farewell!"
That was from a rather over-excited Chinese commentator called Huang "The Chinese John Motson" Jianxiang.
In other news:
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Equally daft were a trio of Argentinean fans who came up with the idea of pretending to be disabled so that they could get in to see their team play Holland. They bought wheelchairs and everything seemed to be going smoothly when they were allowed into the stadium.
However, when things started to get exciting, it was too much for one of them, who jumped up from his wheelchair. Surrounding fans began thinking that a miracle was taking place, but security guards were rather less impressed, and they threw the three of them out. One of them, called Claudio, admitted: "We are embarrassed by what we did, but we had no alternative. We did not have the money to pay for a ticket."
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A group of baboons at Knowsley Safari Park in Merseyside are busy collecting England flags, no doubt for some kind of mass patriotic display. Whenever a hapless visitor drives past in a car decked with these little flags, the cheeky baboons go and nick them. Safari Park general manager David Ross told the Liverpool Echo: "Many people are wisely removing the flags before they set off on the safari drive. But if they forget, the baboons usually take them and they've now built up quite a collection."
Thats scouser baboons for you...
Edited, Jun 30th 2006 at 7:07am EDT by RedPhoenixxxxxx