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Is that a Photoshop job, or did you actually get your dog to pose with an actual Monkey Thong??
Patrician wrote:
Is that a Photoshop job, or did you actually get your dog to pose with an actual Monkey Thong??
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
You goddam sicko.
!Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Patrician wrote:
You goddam sicko.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I see a few peanut butter skittles on that dog!
Ew!
Ew!
p.s. if I Google Pat, I only get some IBM-dude info.
If there is a pic of your missus floating somewhere, I want to see it!
(p.s. still have the same cellphone number, hombre?)
If there is a pic of your missus floating somewhere, I want to see it!
(p.s. still have the same cellphone number, hombre?)
My actual girlfriend would cut my ******* off if I posted her picture on the internets. And what use a Monkey Thong then?
I still plan to be in touch next time I find myself in Amsterdam Goal. Maybe after the Ecuador game unless Sven learns football team shape and tactics.
I still plan to be in touch next time I find myself in Amsterdam Goal. Maybe after the Ecuador game unless Sven learns football team shape and tactics.
Expect a stream of abusive text messages during Englands roggering )
C'mon Clog Boys!!!!
You can take these gaucho cattle-shaggers!
You can take these gaucho cattle-shaggers!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Your boys are good in defence Goal, but boy are your attacking players toothless.
Heh, agreed. Boulahrouz was magnificent.
Funny, since the whole world was praising our attack and uttering doubts about our defense.
Ruud was nowhere, Robin invisible, Kuijt just plain crap. I don't think Van der Vaart will have kicked Sneijder out of Sunday's starting 11, either.
Oh well, Portugal. Time to make amends for Euro 2004.
COME ON HOLLAND!
p.s. Servia-IC was a blistering match. Well worth watching ;)
Funny, since the whole world was praising our attack and uttering doubts about our defense.
Ruud was nowhere, Robin invisible, Kuijt just plain crap. I don't think Van der Vaart will have kicked Sneijder out of Sunday's starting 11, either.
Oh well, Portugal. Time to make amends for Euro 2004.
COME ON HOLLAND!
p.s. Servia-IC was a blistering match. Well worth watching ;)
Got to feel sorry for Sabrina & Montevideo 
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Oh, and the "Bergkamp" high dive award goes to Simao 
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
nice win for portugal, especially since they didnt play 5 key players. glad to see a hard worker like Maniche punch one in. hopefully they can take care of holland like they did in '04.
The level of play is amazing to me (a person who doesn't follow football - but played for years as a child (grew up in San Diego - it was very common)). I enjoy watching. I wish the (American) TV announcers were less annoying.
Pardon the ignorant question but...why is offsides a penalty? I'm sure it's always been this way, but it seems to reward poor defence (letting the offence getting behind you). I imagine it has to do either with: (1) wating to eliminate "cheap" goals or (2) encouraging forwards to run back and play some defence (and thus allowing defenders to move up and put more pressure forward).
Pardon the ignorant question but...why is offsides a penalty? I'm sure it's always been this way, but it seems to reward poor defence (letting the offence getting behind you). I imagine it has to do either with: (1) wating to eliminate "cheap" goals or (2) encouraging forwards to run back and play some defence (and thus allowing defenders to move up and put more pressure forward).
well if there was no offsides, then the defense and midfield would all come back into their own quarter of the field in order to make sure that noone would get behind them. i can picture i giant blob of people in the front of the goal, like little kids playing
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Pardon the ignorant question but...why is offsides a penalty? I'm sure it's always been this way, but it seems to reward poor defence (letting the offence getting behind you). I imagine it has to do either with: (1) wating to eliminate "cheap" goals or (2) encouraging forwards to run back and play some defence (and thus allowing defenders to move up and put more pressure forward).
Without the offside rule, attackers would hang as close to the opposition goal as possible, in order to counter this, the defenders would have to stay with them, and you would get a ridiculous situation of two groups of players at opposite ends of the pitch and long balls being hoofed from one side to the other.
The offside rule ensures a more flowing and attractive game, in essence. Since catching strikers offside is a very risky and coordinated skill to execute by defenders, the rule does, in fact, reward good defence.
double postito.
Edited, Jun 22nd 2006 at 3:38am EDT by Patrician
Edited, Jun 22nd 2006 at 3:38am EDT by Patrician
Portugal have no chance.
Payback time, yo.
Payback time, yo.
See you in the Quarters Goal!!
USA vs Ghana today, our last chance!
by our I mean USA, its do or die for both sides
Edited, Jun 22nd 2006 at 9:51am EDT by Soracloud
by our I mean USA, its do or die for both sides
Edited, Jun 22nd 2006 at 9:51am EDT by Soracloud
I predict 4-0 to Spain.
I sincerely hope so, Pat :)
Goalkeeper, I was in Curacao this past week, you Dutch have some hardcore fans. Being from the states it was tough to not dress up in orange garb and join in the celebration.
two too many to(s)
Edited, Jun 22nd 2006 at 10:25am EDT by Soracloud
two too many to(s)
Edited, Jun 22nd 2006 at 10:25am EDT by Soracloud
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