ffhhgvdf wrote:
Quote:
My aged and fossilized Mother visited to help with house chores for a few days. As a former concert pianist, she's 100% ambidextrous.
Is she hot?
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Is she hot?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
This is why I prepped myself for any disaster by learning to stir the soup with both hands.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
This is why I prepped myself for any disaster by learning to stir the soup with both hands.
send photos"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
ffhhgvdf wrote:
Nobby wrote:
ffhhgvdf wrote:
Quote:
My aged and fossilized Mother visited to help with house chores for a few days. As a former concert pianist, she's 100% ambidextrous.
Is she hot?
Cool, unfurl her boobs and post an ancient sketching of her likeness on papyrus.
fxd
Kelvyquayo wrote:
While writing with my right hand and can write a mirror image of it with my left hand.
cause I'm retarded.
cause I'm retarded.
Hmm, Kelv, I'm beinging to think maybe we were twins in a past life.
I learn to use my left hand to eat while breast feeding my oldest. I was surpise when I didn't get spagetti all over the two of us, the first time I tried eating left handed.
At least you will get to use your right hand again. My ex had to leard to do near everything left handed after slashing the nerves in his right arm.
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
When you go on dates with women you're not particularily fond of a nice game to play is eating off-handed. It's always neat to see their facial expressions as you try oh so hard to hit your mouth with the food....and miss.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Methinks it's time for one of these!
I hear they even still respect you in the morning after helping with some of your more... intimate tasks.
I hear you have to specify whether you want a rough or tender helper monkey. They cater to all needs.
I hear you have to specify whether you want a rough or tender helper monkey. They cater to all needs.
The possibilities are endless.
I could teach it to smoke cigarettes, hide its poo in policemen's hats and make prank phonecalls.
I could teach it to smoke cigarettes, hide its poo in policemen's hats and make prank phonecalls.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby wrote:
make prank phonecalls.
And teach it to speak english as well.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
I hear they can teach spelling, too!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
Nobby wrote:
make prank phonecalls.
And teach it to speak english as well.
As opposed to Ameh'cun?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Just teach it how to tap out songs on the keypad.
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