...because I'm doing an upgrade of some slow and ******** annoying software... Trying to get it done before McDonalds stops serving breakfast... doesn't look like it's gonna happen because the fu[/Aqua]cking .INI file is RETARDED, nobody is ******* posting becuase you're all Kaniggits and the timer on the posts seems to be all out of wack.
God I love life
Fu[Aqua]ck you all
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McDonalds pancakes are synthetic material.
do you think if I cared about my health that I would eat at McDonald's?
Hell no, it'd be Grape Nuts!! All The Time!
Hell no, it'd be Grape Nuts!! All The Time!
I am sitting butt-*** naked on my couch, drinking coffee, smoking a cigarette, and putting off going to work. Any moment now I am going to get up and take a shower, because if I come in much past 10 I get yelled at.
Fu[aqua][/aqua]ck you too, Kelv.
slacker!!! slackers all!!
pics pls
pics pls
Eating crunchy bread crumbs all the time is healthy?
I am sitting butt-*** naked on my couch, drinking coffee, smoking a cigarette, and listening to a conference call while I work from home. Any moment now I am going to get up and take a shower, because if I still haven't showered when my wife comes home from work, I get yelled at.
It is my day off and I was awake at 5am, Jebus hates me.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
I'm not gonna make it
Oh sweet pork-fat.. I know you are waiting for my sweet lips to caress you... Such a sorrowful sundering
I think I might pull a "Falling Down" like Michael Douglas. That movie rocks.
and Grape Nuts are nature's steroids you TWerRP!!
Oh sweet pork-fat.. I know you are waiting for my sweet lips to caress you... Such a sorrowful sundering
I think I might pull a "Falling Down" like Michael Douglas. That movie rocks.
and Grape Nuts are nature's steroids you TWerRP!!
#10REDACTED,
Posted: May 19 2006 at 9:56 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Jebus hates me, this I know
"I'm the bad guy?"
Queen bodhisattva wrote:
I was awake at 5am
Thank Bob for MP3 players and sleepy music.
Edited, Fri May 19 11:06:34 2006 by Elderon
WTF are you on about, mate?
McDonalds food is evil, except that BLT Bagel thing, sweet lord those things are great.
Falling Down is a good movie.
Falling Down is a good movie.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
#16REDACTED,
Posted: May 19 2006 at 10:01 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Michael Douglas in Falling Down: "I'm the bad guy?"
I am sitting butt-*** naked at my computer, drinking chocolate milk, watching the posts here , and leading a conference call because I work from home. Any moment now I am going to get up and take a shower, because if I still haven't showered when my husband comes home from work, I get yelled at.
Well its just icky when you still smell of last nights sex and have the dribbled out ends of pizza pops on your tits.
Clean yourself.
Clean yourself.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
The fact that most of you are nekkid explains a lot.
I'm at work, my whole job is waiting for people to fix there own issues, I'll show you.
Me> Thank you for calling emachine technical support.
Them> My computer froze up.
Me> Please turn off the computer.
Them> It won't turn off, that's what I told you.
Me> Please hold the button infront of the tower for 10-15 seconds.
Them> Is that my screen?
Me> The one you put your CD's into to.
Them> Oh yeah I got it... It just turned off!
Me> Turn it back on please.
Them> It's working! Your my hero thank you.
Me> Thanks for calling have a nice day.
Me> Thank you for calling emachine technical support.
Them> My computer froze up.
Me> Please turn off the computer.
Them> It won't turn off, that's what I told you.
Me> Please hold the button infront of the tower for 10-15 seconds.
Them> Is that my screen?
Me> The one you put your CD's into to.
Them> Oh yeah I got it... It just turned off!
Me> Turn it back on please.
Them> It's working! Your my hero thank you.
Me> Thanks for calling have a nice day.
That was you Sassythief? Thanks!
Or where you the guy that took 30 Minutes to find the AC adapter for his speakers after yelling at me saying they get there power from the computer.
I swear to God they do!
Katie wrote:
I am sitting butt-*** naked at my computer, drinking chocolate milk, watching the posts here , and leading a conference call because I work from home. Any moment now I am going to get up and take a shower, because if I still haven't showered when my husband comes home from work, I get yelled at.
pics plz
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
Sir Sassythief wrote:
I'm at work, my whole job is waiting for people to fix there own issues, I'll show you.
Me> Thank you for calling emachine technical support.
Them> My computer froze up.
Me> Please turn off the computer.
Them> It won't turn off, that's what I told you.
Me> Please hold the button infront of the tower for 10-15 seconds.
Them> Is that my screen?
Me> The one you put your CD's into to.
Them> Oh yeah I got it... It just turned off!
Me> Turn it back on please.
Them> It's working! Your my hero thank you.
Me> Thanks for calling have a nice day.
Me> Thank you for calling emachine technical support.
Them> My computer froze up.
Me> Please turn off the computer.
Them> It won't turn off, that's what I told you.
Me> Please hold the button infront of the tower for 10-15 seconds.
Them> Is that my screen?
Me> The one you put your CD's into to.
Them> Oh yeah I got it... It just turned off!
Me> Turn it back on please.
Them> It's working! Your my hero thank you.
Me> Thanks for calling have a nice day.
/hotflash
/shudders
/tries to forget
/shudders again
You don't know how bad technical support is until you deal with a barrage of non-english speakers.
ME> Cliquea dos veces ensima de "Internet Explorer."
THEM> En que?
ME> Uhh...en "eeentenet explo-re"
I like to go around corrupting .INI files at work.
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