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hey, blonde hair, blue eyes; a veritable Aryan archetype of purity
Also:
Hate's the Jew.
True story.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
hey, blonde hair, blue eyes; a veritable Aryan archetype of purity
Also:
Hate's the Jew.
True story.
Hate is a strong word. I mean, they killed Jesus, but are responsible for excellent hot dogs and pickles.
/torn
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Of course I hate you all.
But the real reason is RL crap again. If something changes a bit closer to August, I'll try. Because hating all of you in person should be so much fun!
But the real reason is RL crap again. If something changes a bit closer to August, I'll try. Because hating all of you in person should be so much fun!
Nexa wrote:
I mean, they killed Jesus, but are responsible for excellent hot dogs and pickles.
/torn
/torn
Hebrew National is like, the healthiest hot dog you can have.
Hahaha.
My Mom calls them "The good Jew hot dogs"
Not with any malice or anything, she's the funniest.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Nexa wrote:
/bump
To the people who are not sure if they want to come to Chicago: Look at all the fun you'd be missing! Most of the Boston folks are going to be there, right Yan? RIGHT YAN?!
Nexa
To the people who are not sure if they want to come to Chicago: Look at all the fun you'd be missing! Most of the Boston folks are going to be there, right Yan? RIGHT YAN?!
Nexa
Well, I was thinking about it, and the idea does seem pretty appealing. I mean, blowing a bunch of money to scare myself shitless on an airplane and spend a weekend tormenting myself with loneliness and insecurity around well-meaning people who just want to be my friends. I could even bring my alcoholic live-in ex-girlfriend/fiancee and make this our non-honeymoon!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
I mean, blowing a bunch of money to scare myself shitless on an airplane and spend a weekend tormenting myself with loneliness and insecurity around well-meaning people who just want to be my friends. I could even bring my alcoholic live-in ex-girlfriend/fiancee and make this our non-honeymoon!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Nexa wrote:
To the people who are not sure if they want to come to Chicago
That's Chicago, Germany, right?
Cool, see y'all there!!
The only reason I can make Chicago is it is merely a few hours drive, and who wouldn't want to drive to Chicago in a convertible!? GAH probably hotter than hell, glad I have A/C too!
The only reason I can make Chicago is it is merely a few hours drive, and who wouldn't want to drive to Chicago in a convertible!?
Be careful of the wind that comes sweeping down the plain.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Debalic wrote:
I could even bring my alcoholic live-in ex-girlfriend/fiancee
Atomicflea wrote:
Debalic wrote:
I could even bring my alcoholic live-in ex-girlfriend/fiancee
Yeah, in that "breaking up" we're not planning on getting married anymore. The sex has gotten better, though.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Now that I've booked the hotel and the flight is looking like $1300+, I've decided that for $2K I have to get the most from Allanois '07.
I am now planning to become bisexual in case Joph, Dana or any of the other boys are pretty.
I am now planning to become bisexual in case Joph, Dana or any of the other boys are pretty.
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