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#27 May 17 2006 at 3:27 PM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
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Did you have a Stag and Doe? A well advertised one can raise $2K-3K Smiley: grin


If you've already explained what that is, then nevermind, but if you haven't, feel free because I have no idea what you're talking about. Coming from you though, I'm fairly suspicious.

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It entails a party organized by the best man and maid of honour that has dancing, drinking, draws, door prizes and sometimes gambling and is meant as a "fund raiser" bash for the bride and groom.
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#28 May 17 2006 at 3:27 PM Rating: Good
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#29 May 17 2006 at 3:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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Sorry, I'm cleaning the room I'm in an only half-heartedly reading out of boredom. I should at least try paying attention if I'm going to contribute, haha.

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#30 May 17 2006 at 3:31 PM Rating: Good
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Kakar the Vile wrote:


Wow.

You doin' anything this weekend?


Smiley: laugh Sure. I'm positive the husband wouldn't object to this.
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#31 May 17 2006 at 4:16 PM Rating: Default
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If you're going to do strippers you're probably better off renting a private showing at a private place rather than going to a strip club, for reasons stated earlier. If you're gonna gamble you're probably better off going to a horse track rather than a casino.

It's probably a good idea to start the drinking earlier in the day rather than later so people are tired as hell around 12am and no longer in the mood to do too stupid crap. Afternoon go carts, afternoon golf, bowling, barbecue, race track kinda event. Then some kind of "show" (a half stripper half magician would be fun I guess lol), whether it be live entertainment, some raunchy movie (kind of lame for a bunch of guys imo), or even raunchy comedy dvds (like Chris Rock, Martin Lawrence kind of stuff), or just some kinda comedy club no drama thingy. :p. Then some barhopping. Or if you ain't that "spring-chickeny" anymore, drinks in the hotel rooms, chill in the pool and/or jacuzzi.

Now let me see if I can recall any quotes from Tom Hanks' Bachelor Party:

Yes, I can. ;p
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#32 May 17 2006 at 4:34 PM Rating: Decent
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Ok, i was the best man for my friend of 20 years Bachelor Party and here is what i did.

1) Rented a room at the W near the French Quarter (New Orleans)
2) Hired 3 strippers to come to the hotel room and stay the whole night
3) Had every friend i knew who was a girl go to a club called the Republic and hit on the bachelor when he got there.
4) Had a guy friend of mine pick a fight with the bachelor then back down because he was scared.
5) Feed the bachelor more alcohol than one man should ever consume.

So we went to the club he thought he was the biggest pimp and tough guy to ever grace the planet, went back to the hotel room (actually got one of the girls to come with him, but she left when she saw the 3 strippers)..and what he did all night with the strippers is his own business, but from what i have heard, none of them slept...

Till this day he still believes he can pick up any girl he wants because of that night....

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#33 May 17 2006 at 4:41 PM Rating: Good
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Nice story.

But trust me, this groom to be has a big enough ego. If we did something like that for him we wouldn't be able to tolerate him any more.
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#34 May 17 2006 at 11:19 PM Rating: Good
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If you're going with strippers, then definately go with a private location. Clubs are pretty sucky for bachelor parties. I've been to a dozen or so bachelor parties (lots of friends. Lot of them have gotten married). The ones where we went to a club (of any kind) pretty much sucked. The ones where we held it at someone's house and hired entertainment always pretty much rocked. You can control the decorations. You can control the environment. You can control the booze quantities (and it's a ton cheaper for that reason alone). You don't have to arrange transportation (folks can crash there if they need to).

The strippers you hire for private parties specifically work those types of parties. They work together and they have their own system down. Um... They'll also be able to do things in a private residence that they absolutely can't do in a club. More to the point, the girls will be focused on your group instead of you just being one group in a club full of other people. It's a lot more fun. And you can more easily tie in party games into the main event when you're at a home then in a club. And did I mention that they'll do things that they wont do at a club?


It may be pretty standard and whatnot, but it works and it works well. I've seen people try to be "different" with the bachelor parties, and it usually ends up being a big pain in the butt and not nearly as much fun. Everything else involved in a Wedding is planning and work. Don't make the bachelor party end up being more of the same. Planning a freaking intinerary of events designed to be the "best bachelor party ever" is pretty much doomed to fail. Stick the guy in a chair. Put lots of drinks in him (drinking games work fine as well). Toss a couple strippers into the mix. Take pictures, and otherwise embarrass the guy. Done. Guaranteed to work every single time...
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#35 May 18 2006 at 6:42 AM Rating: Good
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Mr. Tare had a grand ol' time at his bachelor party. His friends rented a rugby team's clubhouse and they played poker and drank all night. There were strippers and topless waitresses as far as I can gather, but that's all I know.

Oh wait, I also know that grown men can get up in the night and pee in their own closet. Smiley: lol


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#36 May 18 2006 at 2:05 PM Rating: Default
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Hey, Ghabji, you play lacrosse?
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#37 Jun 02 2006 at 5:19 PM Rating: Good
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Going to a bachelor party tonight.

Step 1 - We called the guys boss and arranged it so the Groom thinks he is working, though he isn't.

Step 2 - Rent a non descript black van. Purchase Bella clavas.

Step 3 - drive 200km to where he lives and kidnap him while he walks to work. Don't tell him that he actually doesnt have to work.

The Grooms "Best man" plays paintball semi professionally. His sponsors provided him with keys to an indoor paintball field. We all play so we will kill some of the evening with a paintball extravaganza.

Then its off to another friends apartment in the middle of downtown. He has a pad to end all pads. We also have access to the roof of the apartment building, which is a finished and has a commercial bbq on the top and is set for hosting a party. BBQ dinner and drinks.

From the apartment we are in 5 min walking distance to a Gentlemen's club.

Its a shame that I have to work early tomorrow, so I can't properly enjoy myself.

Edited, Fri Jun 2 18:27:13 2006 by bodhisattva
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#38 Jun 02 2006 at 5:43 PM Rating: Decent
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Mine was less exciting than the kind you see in movies and stuff.

No strippers. :-\

Wife basically said "no" to that, and I like the easy road and would prefer to let her have it her way rather than a newlywed argument.

A couple friends and I went to a bar and played pool.

I got trashed and destroyed their bathroom with my vomit.

I went home and threw up some more.

Next day i had a bunch of dots on my face from ruptured capillaries. Luckily the wedding was the day after that and I healed up well enough where you couldnt hardly notice them. My wife was kinda freaked out though. She thought our wedding pictures were gonna be fubar'd because of it.

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#39 Jun 02 2006 at 5:50 PM Rating: Good
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His fiance said "No" also.

As good friends we disregarded her and planned to kidnap him.
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#40 Jun 02 2006 at 5:52 PM Rating: Decent
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Queen bodhisattva wrote:
His fiance said "No" also.

As good friends we disregarded her and planned to kidnap him.


If that happened to me, I wouldn't get in trouble, but im sure I would hear some lame guilt trip making me out to be a bad person for years to come. Smiley: lol
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#41 Jun 03 2006 at 8:18 AM Rating: Decent
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At my bachelor party, one of the guys would up getting a bloody nose from one of the strippers.

The tw ostrippers pulled him onto the ground in the middle of where everyone was sitting and started squating on him and doing the whole "pick the dollar up off his nose w/o hands" thing. They then flipped him over, pulled off his pants and took my belt and started whipping him with it.

As one of the girls was smacking his *** with the belt, she started to stumble from all the tequila shots we were giving her. She wound up kneeing him in the nose and the blood started flowing. The funny part was that he didnt want to try to push them off, since he was afraid their bodyuard would think he was assaulting the girls, so he sat there w/ a bloody nose for about 5 minutes before someone noticed and was able to get him off the ground.

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#42 Jun 03 2006 at 8:25 AM Rating: Good
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All went well with the plan.

It is 8"30am though and I wish I was asleep and not downing coffee to try and stay awake.
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#43 Jun 03 2006 at 10:04 AM Rating: Good
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Along with the coffee, try guzzling some really cold water, at least 24 ounces of it. The cold will help revive you and the water will help you stay hydrated. People can get very sluggish if they're dehydrated and alcohol and coffee are diuretics. Also, you can try this recipe. It supposedly helps flush out your system so you can function throughout the day:

Mix and puree in a blender the following and then chug it down (the taste isn't exactly the greatest):

2 oranges (peeled of course);
1/2 of a lemon (without the peel of course);
2-3 sprigs of parsley (use dried if you don't have fresh);
1 pinch ginger, cayenne, black pepper, and ground clove;
2 tablespoons of olive oil
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#44 Jun 03 2006 at 11:45 AM Rating: Good
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Nothing starts a lifetime of romance and fond memories with the love of your life more than a trip to the ER to see if your fiance' will survive an overdose. Hoo-boy! She got herself a keeper fer sure!

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