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Anybody have any good ones? A buddy of mine is getting married next weekend, and his bachelor party is this Saturday. It's supposed to be a bit low-key as we're not a bunch of spring chickens anymore, but we'll see. I'm not sure what the plan is yet, I'm getting together with the best man tonight to hash out some details.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
The last bachelor party I went to sucked. It was in Vegas. I lost close to 400 dollars, quite a chunk of my money, in the first two hours. The booze was really kickin' in though, and the blackjack was callin'. Then it was off to the strip club. Here I lost more of my money without any real satisfaction. Finally at 3 in the morn we head off to a club at the Hard Rock Casino. I had some fun here but, I don't know if that was because the club was fun or, I was so f'ucked up on booze, weed and coke that anything would have been fun. I finally end up back at my hotel room with a stuffed nose and zero cash for breakfast at 8 in the morn after another short stint of early morning gambling. All of this was during late June, so Vegas was 110 degrees F at night.
Mine wasn't a traditional bachelor party. I got married in Nassau, and my best man & I started off by going to a Chinese restaurant there. The owner's daughter and another waitress flirted with us, and we thought we still had 'it', until they told us it was a pity we were gay, but we still made a cute couple. WTF!?
We ended up going to Bar Europe just down the road and drowning our sorrows with a bartender called Gregory and a local cop (who was pretty damned drunk but still on duty). After Gregory passed out behind the bar, the cop announced he was taking us to a much cooler club.
He drove us, sirens & lights blaring, to the Zoo. He basically slurred out "have a good time" and sped off. We went in, sat down and had a couple of drinks. It was pretty obvious half the women in there were hookers. A couple more cops walked in, and I started thinking I was gonna get busted. Just as I'm about to suggest we leave, the cops walk over to two of the girls, who take the cops' arms in theirs and go to a room in the back.
We ended up staying there the rest of the night, buying drinks for a couple of the girls who didn't seem to be hooking, and just danced our asses off. I woke up the next morning in my buddy's hotel, laying in the bathtub (yes, it's a cliche, but it's true).
Of course, a buddy of mine just had a plastic anchor & chain around his neck and a gant condom hat on his head for his stag night- and we got girls to sign their names & phone numbers on his body with permanent markers once he got good & drunk.
We ended up going to Bar Europe just down the road and drowning our sorrows with a bartender called Gregory and a local cop (who was pretty damned drunk but still on duty). After Gregory passed out behind the bar, the cop announced he was taking us to a much cooler club.
He drove us, sirens & lights blaring, to the Zoo. He basically slurred out "have a good time" and sped off. We went in, sat down and had a couple of drinks. It was pretty obvious half the women in there were hookers. A couple more cops walked in, and I started thinking I was gonna get busted. Just as I'm about to suggest we leave, the cops walk over to two of the girls, who take the cops' arms in theirs and go to a room in the back.
We ended up staying there the rest of the night, buying drinks for a couple of the girls who didn't seem to be hooking, and just danced our asses off. I woke up the next morning in my buddy's hotel, laying in the bathtub (yes, it's a cliche, but it's true).
Of course, a buddy of mine just had a plastic anchor & chain around his neck and a gant condom hat on his head for his stag night- and we got girls to sign their names & phone numbers on his body with permanent markers once he got good & drunk.
That does sound sucky. (Fenderputy's, that is)
The reason I ask is I'm just brain-storming for ideas. We're thinking of heading down to Denver and starting out at Dave&Buster's (Gaming bar) for lunch, and do a little gaming or pool or something. There's a baseball game that night so we'll most likely hit that. I was thinking of maybe finding a paintball or laser tag place in between. Then after the game maybe we'll hit a bewbie bar, it should be fairly late in the evening by then.
I've been to bachelor parties that are rather dull, (sitting around and playing x-box half the night). I've also been to ones that get a little nuts. One in particular we ended up at a strip club and the bachelorette party tried to crash it but we told the bouncers not to let them in. The bride wouldn't speak to several of us for about a month after that. We're trying to avoid something like that happening this time.
Edited, Wed May 17 15:43:08 2006 by Kakar
The reason I ask is I'm just brain-storming for ideas. We're thinking of heading down to Denver and starting out at Dave&Buster's (Gaming bar) for lunch, and do a little gaming or pool or something. There's a baseball game that night so we'll most likely hit that. I was thinking of maybe finding a paintball or laser tag place in between. Then after the game maybe we'll hit a bewbie bar, it should be fairly late in the evening by then.
I've been to bachelor parties that are rather dull, (sitting around and playing x-box half the night). I've also been to ones that get a little nuts. One in particular we ended up at a strip club and the bachelorette party tried to crash it but we told the bouncers not to let them in. The bride wouldn't speak to several of us for about a month after that. We're trying to avoid something like that happening this time.
Edited, Wed May 17 15:43:08 2006 by Kakar
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Most of those kinds of parties just seem like another night out at the club. Have you tried to do something cool, like all of you go skydiving or something?
I know what you mean. When my best man got married, his old man wanted to go to Flashdance in the worst way (he got married in NYC). Well, we ended up humouring his dad, and we went down there with me, the other guy in the wedding party, his dad and two of his dad's buddies.
Well, due to NYC's strict laws about strip clubs, we almost got into a fight with two formidable-looking bouncers after one of his dad's friends tried to drunkenly grope a stripper. She told him off and he said something like, "In Atlanta a cover charge means I'm supposed to get my **** sucked!" She called the bouncers, and we ended up leaving after a verbal pissing match.
We ended up going to a late-night video arcade without his dad & dad's buddies (they were pissed & ready to sleep it off), and had a blast drinking beer & playing games. Of course, we had to walk back a hell of a long way, because all of us forgot to save some cash for taxi fare.
Well, due to NYC's strict laws about strip clubs, we almost got into a fight with two formidable-looking bouncers after one of his dad's friends tried to drunkenly grope a stripper. She told him off and he said something like, "In Atlanta a cover charge means I'm supposed to get my **** sucked!" She called the bouncers, and we ended up leaving after a verbal pissing match.
We ended up going to a late-night video arcade without his dad & dad's buddies (they were pissed & ready to sleep it off), and had a blast drinking beer & playing games. Of course, we had to walk back a hell of a long way, because all of us forgot to save some cash for taxi fare.
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Most of those kinds of parties just seem like another night out at the club. Have you tried to do something cool, like all of you go skydiving or something?
That's why I was thinking paint ball or laser tag. I don't think everyone would be into sky diving, but there is a place that simulates it. I guess they put you in a room and the air blows you up and simulates the weightlessness of sky diving. But that is something we'd have to reserve ahead of time, not sure we could swing it with 2 days notice.
Edited, Wed May 17 15:53:39 2006 by Kakar
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Keeping a bachelor party under control seems almost futile. The consumption of copious amounts of booze is only going to make your attempts worse. If your drinking, you might as well plan on going ape shi[red][/red]t.
If it's really about re-living your youth and that's something you all enjoyed doing, I say go for it. You can even get period movies and challenge each other to poker or whatever.
One of the more memorable ones I went to started at a golf course.
It was about 20 guys, 5 carts, ice chests full of booze on the back of the carts, and it was an off time of the day, so we basically had the course to ourselves.
I think there were two people who actually tried golfing the whole 18 holes. The rest of us were to busy playing bumper carts, pretending we were polo players, racing up and down the sand traps, etc.
Good times, and we never got billed for the cart with the smashed in side panel
It was about 20 guys, 5 carts, ice chests full of booze on the back of the carts, and it was an off time of the day, so we basically had the course to ourselves.
I think there were two people who actually tried golfing the whole 18 holes. The rest of us were to busy playing bumper carts, pretending we were polo players, racing up and down the sand traps, etc.
Good times, and we never got billed for the cart with the smashed in side panel
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Most of those kinds of parties just seem like another night out at the club. Have you tried to do something cool, like all of you go skydiving or something?
Isn't that the point though? One last wild night of partying before you settle down. I don't agree with cheating on ones SO in any way but, I could go sky diving any time. I can't go do a bunch of coke, smoke a bunch of weed and drink a bunch of booze in Vegas while looking at nekkid bewbs once married.
Wow there is someone else in the world that has been to the Zoo in Nassau. I had the honor of falling *** first down a flight of steps there...
that place sucked
for my Bachelor Party story... never been to one, thats my story.
that place sucked
for my Bachelor Party story... never been to one, thats my story.
In my area, everyone usually opts for a "Stag and Doe". I have heard that this is a very localized phenomenon. It entails a party organized by the best man and maid of honour that has dancing, drinking, draws, door prizes and sometimes gambling and is meant as a "fund raiser" bash for the bride and groom.
fenderputy the Shady wrote:
I can't go do a bunch of coke, smoke a bunch of weed and drink a bunch of booze in Vegas while looking at nekkid bewbs once married.
Sure you can. If your wife-to-be is okay with it before, why not after?
Elderon the Wise wrote:
In my area, everyone usually opts for a "Stag and Doe".
Sora, that place had a craptastic layout- IIRC, it had a metallic floor, and there were 3 levels- but the stairs were like something you'd find on a submarine. Yeah, the walk down was tricky.
I've heard of the stag and doe party, though I've usually heard it called "Jack & Jill" parties.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Stag and Doe sounds like a good way to raise a buck, if they need it, for the honeymoon extras.
I have no ******* clue what happened at my bachelor party. I remember a bar or five, and Jaeger (sp?) which now I hate.
I also remember confronting the best mans brother over having sex with my sister-in-law to be. She now may be a lesbian.
Okay, so I don't remember that, but it happened.
I have no ******* clue what happened at my bachelor party. I remember a bar or five, and Jaeger (sp?) which now I hate.
I also remember confronting the best mans brother over having sex with my sister-in-law to be. She now may be a lesbian.
Okay, so I don't remember that, but it happened.
When I was still in college, one of my best guy friends had his bachelor party in Las Vegas. So we (and I was the only girl because I was "one of the guys" and they needed a designated driver) caravan it from San Diego to Las Vegas and stayed at the MGM. The guy's fiance felt immeasurably better that I was going to be with them because as a girl, they would be better behaved. Yeah right. From Friday to Sunday afternoon, I basically just made sure that each and every guy didn't either get lost, arrested or get his *** kicked because they entire group became one big ball of obnoxious drunken guys.
I do remember that one of the nights, we ended up at one of the strip joints (surprise there) where they proceeded to whoop it up, got into a huge fight with a bunch of other guys and we had to get the hell out of there. Ended up at some club off the strip where as the female wingman, I proceeded to pick up on every single girl there ("Hey, my guy friend over there thinks you're really pretty, but he doesn't want to come over because he's all intimated, but I just wanted to let you know that.") and convinced said gals to join us at the hotel rooms for some fun. Yeah, it turned into an orgy at which point I left for my own room.
When we got home, I gave a full clean report to the fiance, who was very happy that her future hubby behaved himself. They're still married and he's very devoted to his wife.
At a bachelorette party held in Vegas, the fiance was a tad upset that the girls were going to Vegas. So he showed up at the hotel 2 hours after we got there and they ended up getting married in Vegas. She just thought it was too romantic. They got divorced a couple of years later.
I do remember that one of the nights, we ended up at one of the strip joints (surprise there) where they proceeded to whoop it up, got into a huge fight with a bunch of other guys and we had to get the hell out of there. Ended up at some club off the strip where as the female wingman, I proceeded to pick up on every single girl there ("Hey, my guy friend over there thinks you're really pretty, but he doesn't want to come over because he's all intimated, but I just wanted to let you know that.") and convinced said gals to join us at the hotel rooms for some fun. Yeah, it turned into an orgy at which point I left for my own room.
When we got home, I gave a full clean report to the fiance, who was very happy that her future hubby behaved himself. They're still married and he's very devoted to his wife.
At a bachelorette party held in Vegas, the fiance was a tad upset that the girls were going to Vegas. So he showed up at the hotel 2 hours after we got there and they ended up getting married in Vegas. She just thought it was too romantic. They got divorced a couple of years later.
Kakar the Vile wrote:
I've heard of the stag and doe party, though I've usually heard it called "Jack & Jill" parties.
He's Canadian.
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
When I was still in college, one of my best guy friends had his bachelor party in Las Vegas. So we (and I was the only girl because I was "one of the guys" and they needed a designated driver) caravan it from San Diego to Las Vegas and stayed at the MGM. The guy's fiance felt immeasurably better that I was going to be with them because as a girl, they would be better behaved. Yeah right. From Friday to Sunday afternoon, I basically just made sure that each and every guy didn't either get lost, arrested or get his *** kicked because they entire group became one big ball of obnoxious drunken guys.
I do remember that one of the nights, we ended up at one of the strip joints (surprise there) where they proceeded to whoop it up, got into a huge fight with a bunch of other guys and we had to get the hell out of there. Ended up at some club off the strip where as the female wingman, I proceeded to pick up on every single girl there ("Hey, my guy friend over there thinks you're really pretty, but he doesn't want to come over because he's all intimated, but I just wanted to let you know that.") and convinced said gals to join us at the hotel rooms for some fun. Yeah, it turned into an orgy at which point I left for my own room.
When we got home, I gave a full clean report to the fiance, who was very happy that her future hubby behaved himself. They're still married and he's very devoted to his wife.
I do remember that one of the nights, we ended up at one of the strip joints (surprise there) where they proceeded to whoop it up, got into a huge fight with a bunch of other guys and we had to get the hell out of there. Ended up at some club off the strip where as the female wingman, I proceeded to pick up on every single girl there ("Hey, my guy friend over there thinks you're really pretty, but he doesn't want to come over because he's all intimated, but I just wanted to let you know that.") and convinced said gals to join us at the hotel rooms for some fun. Yeah, it turned into an orgy at which point I left for my own room.
When we got home, I gave a full clean report to the fiance, who was very happy that her future hubby behaved himself. They're still married and he's very devoted to his wife.
Wow.
You doin' anything this weekend?
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Elderon the Wise wrote:
In my area, everyone usually opts for a "Stag and Doe".
/makes C shape with fingers
I think bachelor/bachelorette parties are stupid...just had to throw my opinion in there. I think the whole mentallity of needing to celebrate your last night as a "free" man/woman is pointless if you really do want to get married. And for those who end up sleeping with some hooker or something the night before they're married, why are you even bothering?
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
I think bachelor/bachelorette parties are stupid...just had to throw my opinion in there. I think the whole mentallity of needing to celebrate your last night as a "free" man/woman is pointless if you really do want to get married. And for those who end up sleeping with some hooker or something the night before they're married, why are you even bothering?
Nexa
Nexa
kakar said:
Who ever the poor guy marrying that broad was needed to run the fu[/Aliceblue]ck away. Any chick who crashes her fiance's bachelor party is a controlling jealous bi[Aliceblue]tch, IMO.
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I've been to bachelor parties that are rather dull, (sitting around and playing x-box half the night). I've also been to ones that get a little nuts. One in particular we ended up at a strip club and the bachelorette party tried to crash it but we told the bouncers not to let them in. The bride wouldn't speak to several of us for about a month after that. We're trying to avoid something like that happening this time.
Who ever the poor guy marrying that broad was needed to run the fu[/Aliceblue]ck away. Any chick who crashes her fiance's bachelor party is a controlling jealous bi[Aliceblue]tch, IMO.
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Did you have a Stag and Doe? A well advertised one can raise $2K-3K 
If you've already explained what that is, then nevermind, but if you haven't, feel free because I have no idea what you're talking about. Coming from you though, I'm fairly suspicious.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
The One and Only Katie wrote:
kakar said:
Who ever the poor guy marrying that broad was needed to run the fu[/Aliceblue]ck away. Any chick who crashes her fiance's bachelor party is a controlling jealous bi[Aliceblue]tch, IMO.
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I've been to bachelor parties that are rather dull, (sitting around and playing x-box half the night). I've also been to ones that get a little nuts. One in particular we ended up at a strip club and the bachelorette party tried to crash it but we told the bouncers not to let them in. The bride wouldn't speak to several of us for about a month after that. We're trying to avoid something like that happening this time.
Who ever the poor guy marrying that broad was needed to run the fu[/Aliceblue]ck away. Any chick who crashes her fiance's bachelor party is a controlling jealous bi[Aliceblue]tch, IMO.
And you would be right. She was.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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