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#1 May 17 2006 at 1:32 PM Rating: Good
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Tell me I'm not the only one watching ******* and Barcellona rocking quitely back and forth in my living room.

Anyone..
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#2 May 17 2006 at 1:36 PM Rating: Good
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The rest of us work for a living.
#3 May 17 2006 at 1:40 PM Rating: Good
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The rest of us work for a living.


Yeah, yeah, and I'm greatfull that you people are so indusrious and support the economy through your dilligent toil. Someone has to provide a way for people to have enough money to lose to me.

Bless your little hearts.

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#4 May 17 2006 at 2:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nobby is in the hospital on some good painkillers after surgery this morning... so I bet he isn't.
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#5 May 17 2006 at 2:11 PM Rating: Good
Smash, what's the score?

/jealous
#6 May 17 2006 at 2:14 PM Rating: Good
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0-0,

BUT the ******* keeper was just red carded which is kind of like the pitcher blowing his head off and being replaced by a midget in baseball for people that don't follow soccer, so I'm not real excited.
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#7 May 17 2006 at 2:14 PM Rating: Decent
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Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Nobby is in the hospital on some good painkillers after surgery this morning... so I bet he isn't.


So he finally went through with the ***** enlargement operation then?
#8 May 17 2006 at 2:14 PM Rating: Good
If Smash had mentioned Liverpool, I might have perked up.
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#9 May 17 2006 at 2:19 PM Rating: Decent
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I could care less about soccer. My jealousy stems from my desire to leave my place of employment. I would love to be at the beach with my SO and my surfboard.
#10 May 17 2006 at 2:24 PM Rating: Good
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Goooooooaaaaaaaaaaalllll!

<3 Sol Campbel.

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#11 May 17 2006 at 2:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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Redjed wrote:
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Nobby is in the hospital on some good painkillers after surgery this morning... so I bet he isn't.


So he finally went through with the ***** enlargement operation then?


WOW I didn't know... I will be sure to give him a call! ROFL
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#12 May 17 2006 at 2:28 PM Rating: Good
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#13 May 17 2006 at 2:29 PM Rating: Good
Damn that sucks. I was sure ******* was going to take it. What did Jens get sent off for?

Edit: Yay for the goal! (Keep me posted you *******)

Edited, Wed May 17 15:30:45 2006 by Elderon
#14 May 17 2006 at 3:25 PM Rating: Decent
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I'll be in Europe during the World Cup. Should be fun.

#15 May 17 2006 at 3:27 PM Rating: Good
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Tied 1-1 :(

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#16 May 17 2006 at 3:29 PM Rating: Good
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2-1 Barcellona.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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#17 May 17 2006 at 3:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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Well if they won by a landslide straight away it wouldn't be as much fun to watch, now would it?

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#18 May 17 2006 at 3:32 PM Rating: Good
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Well if they won by a landslide straight away it wouldn't be as much fun to watch, now would it?


True.

Man it was going so well and then theyjus got really unlucky for some reason.

Not over yet!

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#19 May 17 2006 at 3:35 PM Rating: Good
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Go Barcelona!
#20 May 17 2006 at 3:36 PM Rating: Good
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Go Barcelona!
Smiley: eek

Heathen!
#21 May 17 2006 at 3:42 PM Rating: Good
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Go Barcelona!


I'd like to point out, Costa Rica: in world cup. Peru: taking up Badmitton.

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#22 May 17 2006 at 3:43 PM Rating: Good
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******* loses.

Gay red card wins.

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#23 May 17 2006 at 3:44 PM Rating: Good
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******* loses.

Gay red card wins.
Smiley: glare
Fix!!
#24 May 17 2006 at 3:59 PM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:

Go Barcelona!


I'd like to point out, Costa Rica: in world cup. Peru: taking up Badmitton.


Are you kidding me? No Peruvian with any self-esteem backs anyone other than Brasil in the World Cup. We suck so hard that when we play in another country the leave the plane engine running.

The other unspoken rule is you bet on the Spanish speakers. If none exist, then the ones in South America as opposed to Cental Am. The only Anglo team I've ever rooted for is DC United.
#25 May 17 2006 at 4:52 PM Rating: Decent
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That was one of the worst refeering displays i have ever seen in a major finals.

While not reaching the exalted hieghts of Italy Vs S Korea it was pretty appauling.

FIFA and UEFA really need to stop appointing refs that feeel that THEY are the stars of the show and not the players!!!

The sending off was beyond belief, and could have cost Barca the game since Almunia could have saved both goals. the too book Henri well that was just a joke.
#26 May 17 2006 at 5:46 PM Rating: Good
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watched the 1st half in the recovery room, but I was confused by the dancing electric butterflies and the hypnotic rippling effect of the grass lapping against the wobbly goalposts.
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