Smasharoo wrote:
And the language? You can't expect us to believe you all talk like a bunch of bible-thumpers.
I think I actually said "gosh darn it" when I got off the wrong train and the doors closed.
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And the language? You can't expect us to believe you all talk like a bunch of bible-thumpers.
I think I actually said "gosh darn it" when I got off the wrong train and the doors closed.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Smasharoo wrote:
And the language? You can't expect us to believe you all talk like a bunch of bible-thumpers.
I think I actually said "gosh darn it" when I got off the wrong train and the doors closed.
I'm pretty sure he knew exactly what we were saying to him even through the closed doors...
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
In the words of Ben Harper
Who's for YAHOO?
Quote:
I need to sleep
But I'm too tired.
I need to come down
But I'm too wired
But I'm too tired.
I need to come down
But I'm too wired
Who's for YAHOO?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby wrote:
Who's for YAHOO?
Ya just missed me hot stuff. I hope you're feeling better though.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
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I think I actually said "gosh darn it" when I got off the wrong train and the doors closed.
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For the record, if anyone's ever planning to meet JD in the real world, bring a tape recorder so you can replay what he says in a slower speed. He speaks faster than anyone I've ever met. Poor guy had to repeat everything he said four times before we understood him.
Slowed speech and enunciation is fer fookin' poosays!
Kakar the Vile wrote:
Yanari the Puissant wrote:
The ones where people are partially disrobed and making drunken passes at anyone in arm's reach?
Sorry to dissapoint, but it was actually quite the G-rated gathering (except for the cigarettes and liquor).
Sorry to dissapoint, but it was actually quite the G-rated gathering (except for the cigarettes and liquor).
And the language? You can't expect us to believe you all talk like a bunch of bible-thumpers.
For some odd reason, dispite us being Asylumites, my innate "new people, be polite you damn sailor" mode was active until I felt comfortable around everyone, which was a good 5 minutes after the first meet.
Everything felt natural.
The orgies helped, too.
I have the mouth of a sailor, and felt no need to curb it.
Every other word out of Kelvy's mouth is "fu[/red]ck"... it's quite contagious!
Do what now?
Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
Every other word out of Kelvy's mouth is "fu[/red]ck"... it's quite contagious!
I just say that sh[Aquamarine][/Aquamarine]it to get my point across
Kelvyquayo wrote:
Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
Every other word out of Kelvy's mouth is "fu[/red]ck"... it's quite contagious!
I fu[/red]ck just fu[/red]ck say fu[/red]ck that fu[/red]ck sh[/Aquamarine]it fuck to fu[/red]ck get fu[/red]ck my fu[/red]ck point fu[/red]ck across
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby you are a sick ****.
Who the hell is that in Nobster's avatar?
The One and Only Katie wrote:
Who the hell is that in Nobster's avatar?
A *really* hot chick.
As if you didn't know.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Name of the really hot chick? I'm thinking thats DF, we all know she's the hottest.
Btw DF when are we meeting in Dallas for our weekend of lesbian love fest?
Btw DF when are we meeting in Dallas for our weekend of lesbian love fest?
The One and Only Katie wrote:
Name of the really hot chick? I'm thinking thats DF, we all know she's the hottest.
Btw DF when are we meeting in Dallas for our weekend of lesbian love fest?
Btw DF when are we meeting in Dallas for our weekend of lesbian love fest?
Yes, that is me. Nobby isn't the first male to borrow one of my photos for an avatar.
As for Dallas Katie, just say the word love muffin, and I am there!
Woot! DF is all mine! Take that Exo!
btw, what is that you are riding? I see the tight *** biker shorts but cant quite make out if thats a horse or a bike you are on.
btw, what is that you are riding? I see the tight *** biker shorts but cant quite make out if thats a horse or a bike you are on.
The One and Only Katie wrote:
Woot! DF is all mine! Take that Exo!
btw, what is that you are riding? I see the tight *** biker shorts but cant quite make out if thats a horse or a bike you are on.
btw, what is that you are riding? I see the tight *** biker shorts but cant quite make out if thats a horse or a bike you are on.
A horribly disfigured horse.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
My second guess was a mechanical bull! Now that is HAWT!
It was a motorcycle! I like real power between my legs!
She's a gamer, she's hawt, likes leather and bikes.. /swoon!
The One and Only Katie wrote:
She's a gamer, she's hawt, likes leather and bikes.. /swoon!
And swings both ways
The One and Only Katie wrote:
Woot! DF is all mine! Take that Exo!
The One and Only Katie wrote:
Who the hell is that in Nobster's avatar?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
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What can I say? I'd like to be a motorcycle.
I know you're doped up so I took care fo that for you.
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