Smoggy the Mighty wrote:
Where are all the incriminating photos of the rest of you?
I took no photos of myself and have not, as of yet, seen any. However, I know they exist, as if anyone needs to see another picture of me.
Nexa
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Where are all the incriminating photos of the rest of you?
I took no photos of myself and have not, as of yet, seen any. However, I know they exist, as if anyone needs to see another picture of me.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
We all ready know that you are the hawtness Nexa!
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
We all ready know that you are the hawtness Nexa!
You people have low standards.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
How very....bland.
The bewb pics are for the paying customers and the videos aren't for sale...sorry!
Nexa
I paid my premium! Gimme da bewbies!
Nexa wrote:
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
We all ready know that you are the hawtness Nexa!
You people have low standards.
Nexa
It's pretty much the only solution. When all else fails, lower your standards!
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
It's pretty much the only solution. When all else fails, lower your standards!
qft
Jawbox wrote:
Samira wrote:
It's pretty much the only solution. When all else fails, lower your standards!
qft
So this means I should flirt with Neph now?
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Jawbox wrote:
Samira wrote:
It's pretty much the only solution. When all else fails, lower your standards!
qft
So this means I should flirt with Neph now?
Yes, because I am definitely a step down to middle-aged single mom gaming site admin.
My place or yours?
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Jawbox wrote:
Samira wrote:
It's pretty much the only solution. When all else fails, lower your standards!
qft
So this means I should flirt with Neph now?
Yes, because I am definitely a step down to middle-aged single mom gaming site admin.
My place or yours?
Let's meet at WarMav's, hell Demea can tag along too. We will just make it a party!
I'm /butthurt because no one told me I'm pretty.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
I was discussing wooden window blinds with my sister recently and I actually had to explain to her the meaning of 'faux' when she kept referring to her f-a-u-x wood blinds. I think she seriously believed there was a forest of faux trees out there somewhere that existed specificially to make wooden blinds. 
Now if I could just stop the slaughtering of all those innocent naugas.
EDIT: Missed a word.
Edited, Wed May 17 15:17:00 2006 by CrescentFresh
Now if I could just stop the slaughtering of all those innocent naugas.
EDIT: Missed a word.
Edited, Wed May 17 15:17:00 2006 by CrescentFresh
Queen bodhisattva wrote:
I'm /butthurt because no one told me I'm pretty.
You have a purty mouth.
Professor CrescentFresh wrote:
Now if I could just stop slaughtering of all those innocent naugas.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Queen bodhisattva wrote:
I'm /butthurt because no one told me I'm pretty.
You sure do have a purty mouth.
Better.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Queen bodhisattva wrote:
I'm /butthurt because no one told me I'm pretty.
You shore do have a purty mouth.
Betterer.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Queen bodhisattva wrote:
I'm /butthurt because no one told me I'm pretty.
U shore do 'av a purty mouff.
Betterer.
Betterest
Professor CrescentFresh wrote:
Now if I could just stop the slaughtering of all those innocent naugas.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Queen bodhisattva wrote:
I'm /butthurt because no one told me I'm pretty.
U shore do 'av a purty mouff.
Betterer.
Betterest
/shakes fist
Someday!
Quote:
Nice pics, but where's the skin?
You think you're dissapointed? I roomed with Sexa-Nexa and I didn't get to see her bewbs either!
Jacobsdeception - Way to keep our secret!
For the record, if anyone's ever planning to meet JD in the real world, bring a tape recorder so you can replay what he says in a slower speed. He speaks faster than anyone I've ever met. Poor guy had to repeat everything he said four times before we understood him.
Yanari the Puissant wrote:
Quote:
Nice pics, but where's the skin?
Well *I* think it's a very nice picture of you and that you are devastatingly beautiful. It's no wonder I could hardly sleep!
I'm also jealous of your pajamas.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Cool pics, but when are the good ones going to be posted?
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
The ones where people are partially disrobed and making drunken passes at anyone in arm's reach?
Sorry to dissapoint, but it was actually quite the G-rated gathering (except for the cigarettes and liquor).
Sorry to dissapoint, but it was actually quite the G-rated gathering (except for the cigarettes and liquor).
Yanari the Puissant wrote:
The ones where people are partially disrobed and making drunken passes at anyone in arm's reach?
Sorry to dissapoint, but it was actually quite the G-rated gathering (except for the cigarettes and liquor).
Sorry to dissapoint, but it was actually quite the G-rated gathering (except for the cigarettes and liquor).
And the language? You can't expect us to believe you all talk like a bunch of bible-thumpers.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
And the language? You can't expect us to believe you all talk like a bunch of bible-thumpers.
I think I actually said "gosh darn it" when I got off the wrong train and the doors closed.
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