Get assigned a surgeon who (harboUring an old grudge, I suspect?) decides the hand is worse than originally diagnosed.
So as soon as an OR and a bed are available (tomorrow I hope) they're going to rebreak it, put the ickle bits together (in the right f'ucking place this time) with pins and wire and giggle like munchkins singing "Who's holding the cards now f'ucker!".
Might be under the radar for a few days.
But the plus side?
Wires and Pins Baby!
I'm going to insist on Adamantium, and none of that "It's a fictional metal you *********** and want spring-loaded knuckle blades.
Oh yes.
I shall become. . . The Nobbinator!
Later beeotches.
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That sucks. Have fun being the Nobverine, though.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Make sure they re-break the correct hand.
I thought the plus side to ventures like that were the happy, happy pain meds they give us!
Here's wishing you a successful surgery and speedy recovery.
Here's wishing you a successful surgery and speedy recovery.
I guess you'll have to grow out your side-burns again.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Hope you feel better soon, flirt with you later!
The reality is that this is all because you were too good at Snooker isn't it?
You can tell us, don't be embarassed.
You can tell us, don't be embarassed.
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At least you have a good avatar...
Smasharoo wrote:
The reality is that this is all because you were too good at Snooker isn't it?
You can tell us, don't be embarassed.
You can tell us, don't be embarassed.
"Should I sink the Pink or the Brown?"
The real cause of the accident was a RL/MMORPG crossover.
As I crossed the car park, I suffered lag!!!11!eleventyone!
A message flickered above my head "Try attacking someone other than yourself", but too late. I'd snared meself and my Lev failed at the same time. My CH fizzled and the next thing I knew:
LOADING. PLEASE WAIT.
Thankfully, it happened just by a Cleric Camp.
L337 Bandaging skillz 4tw
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
So sorry, Nobs, but at least they caught it in time. Good luck!
Rebreaking sucks. I hope the rehabilitation doesn't hurt.
It almost always does.
It almost always does.
Careful. He's a cyborg now.
VVillow wrote:
Careful. He's a cyborg now.
So maybe he can get with the robot chick from the other thread!
I think they'll need some metal jammed into a different place for that.
Good luck with that at the airport...
Good luck with that at the airport...
Good luck with the rebreaking. Careful it doesn't break in plaster. Happened when I had pins and wires in my arms, found it broke in plaster so had to have metal plates put in. I never did find out if they set off airport security........
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Hope you feel better soon, flirt with you later!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Sorry to hear that you have to go through that Nobby. Did they intentionally did a ****[red][/red]ty job to begin with just to prolong your agony?
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
Sorry to hear that you have to go through that Nobby. Did they intentionally did a ****[red][/red]ty job to begin with just to prolong your agony?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
How you feeling there old man?
/nelson
Ha-ha.
Get better Nobbeh, we've got womenz 'round here that need a good solid spankin', ones that can't be done one-handed.
Ha-ha.
Get better Nobbeh, we've got womenz 'round here that need a good solid spankin', ones that can't be done one-handed.
thanks for the messages.
GFY all.
GFY all.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
WTF are you doing typing? Don't you ever want to ********** again?
Bad Nobby!
Bad Nobby!
I had the sudden image of Nobby as a house elf and Flea as a bespecled young british male.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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