Last year I was at a friend's house just before his 27th birthday and we were watching TV. An ad came up on his Tivo that said 'Who is the 40-year-old virgin?' My friend said to himself, 'If something doesn't change in the next 13 years, I will be.'
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He then showed me an autographed picture of himself and Jennifer Love Hewitt and described meeting her as the greatest moment of his life
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