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This guy, Geoff, is a 25 year old virgin. He made a bet with a hot friend that involved putting up a website about said virginity, and if he got 5 million hits in 30 days she would remedy is virginness. Somehow, his site has really taken off, and it looks like he will get his long awaited nookie session.
http://avirginsplea.com/
Very odd.
...the fu[black][/black]ck?
What, are you posting spam now?
What, are you posting spam now?
Please tell me you know this is a sales scam for the T-shirts. Even the hit counter is hooked up to a clock.
Maybe so. I dunno, I read an article about it, and I chuckled.
Chuckle with me, dammit!
Maybe it is just time to go to bed now...
Katarine wrote:
He made a bet with a hot friend that involved putting up a website about said virginity...
Your subtle desire for the touch of another woman does the trick for me.
Also, anyone else read the title as Virgins Please and assume Katarine was looking to poll forum=28 regulars? I can just see Coddy sweating from the exertion involved in clicking the thread just to realize his opinion was no more wanted than usual. Then he collapsed in a puddle of gravy.
Dude, his virginity problem could probably very easily be solved by having that hot friend of his act as a "wingman" so to speak.
It works everytime when I have my attractive female friends pretend to flirt with me hardcore to get another female's attention.
Seriously, chicks make the best wing"men".
It works everytime when I have my attractive female friends pretend to flirt with me hardcore to get another female's attention.
Seriously, chicks make the best wing"men".
I've still got my virginity in a jar. I won't lose it until I'm old and senile and then it won't really be lost just misplaced.
I'll be a virgin til I'm 30ish maybe, not because I'm not gonna try but more than likely premature ejaculation.
[Somelady] Hi
[me] Thank you.
[Somelady] Hi
[me] Thank you.
That man has my sympathy. Not because he hasn't been laid, but because he's resorting to such methods.
Of course, he could be lying and it's just a way to bed his friend. In which case, kudos!
Of course, he could be lying and it's just a way to bed his friend. In which case, kudos!
Sir Sassythief wrote:
I'll be a virgin til I'm 30ish maybe, not because I'm not gonna try but more than likely premature ejaculation.
[Somelady] Hi
[me] Thank you.
[Somelady] Hi
[me] Thank you.
Okay, that made me smile. It was an evil grin, really; but it still counts, I suppose. /grudge
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
MentalFrog wrote:
I've still got my virginity in a jar. I won't lose it until I'm old and senile and then it won't really be lost just misplaced.
You won't be that old. At 40 the doc puts on them rubber gloves to get up close and personal with your prostate.
Roller the Charming wrote:
Dude, his virginity problem could probably very easily be solved by having that hot friend of his act as a "wingman" so to speak.
It works everytime when I have my attractive female friends pretend to flirt with me hardcore to get another female's attention.
Seriously, chicks make the best wing"men".
It works everytime when I have my attractive female friends pretend to flirt with me hardcore to get another female's attention.
Seriously, chicks make the best wing"men".
/nod
Yes. Yes they do.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Samira wrote:
Sir Sassythief wrote:
I'll be a virgin til I'm 30ish maybe, not because I'm not gonna try but more than likely premature ejaculation.
[Somelady] Hi
[me] Thank you.
[Somelady] Hi
[me] Thank you.
Okay, that made me smile. It was an evil grin, really; but it still counts, I suppose. /grudge
Well, I'm also Bi. That smile set me off 0-60 is 2.5...
Sir Sassythief wrote:
Samira wrote:
Sir Sassythief wrote:
I'll be a virgin til I'm 30ish maybe, not because I'm not gonna try but more than likely premature ejaculation.
[Somelady] Hi
[me] Thank you.
[Somelady] Hi
[me] Thank you.
Okay, that made me smile. It was an evil grin, really; but it still counts, I suppose. /grudge
Well, I'm also Bi. That smile set me off 0-60 is 2.5...
SIR Sassytheif sounds like it's a guy.
Last time I checked, Samira was a Female...
so what would being Bi have anything to do with this equation?
I thought Samira was a guy. See how confused I am.
...I dunno.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
That's what I've been saying for years...
Edited, Mon May 15 13:39:52 2006 by Sassythief
Edited, Mon May 15 13:39:52 2006 by Sassythief
Sir Sassythief wrote:
I thought Samira was a guy. See how confused I am.
Jk, I made the same mistake...that name and avatar are just so ambiguous.
I'll grant you the avatard, but the name is absolutely feminine.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I want some pictures of boobs as proof!
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I'll grant you the avatard, but the name is absolutely feminine.
Could be a fanboi spelling of Samurai
Pi[Aqua][/Aqua]ss off, and no.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Ok bye bye now
Sir Sassythief wrote:
Samira wrote:
Sir Sassythief wrote:
I'll be a virgin til I'm 30ish maybe, not because I'm not gonna try but more than likely premature ejaculation.
[Somelady] Hi
[me] Thank you.
[Somelady] Hi
[me] Thank you.
Okay, that made me smile. It was an evil grin, really; but it still counts, I suppose. /grudge
Well, I'm also Bi. That smile set me off 0-60 is 2.5...
Hmmmm ... if not, then at 40 you will defiantly be loosing your virginity.
/slap of the plastic glove
I read a similar article.....
http://www.helpwinthisbet.com/
http://www.helpwinthisbet.com/
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