I have hardly been anywhere out of Okla, so I am up for anything, of course if you don't mind that I tag along... you never know there might be Alla front page news at one of these events!
But, if you leave, you'll miss the wind coming sweeping down the plain, not to mention corn as high as an elephants eye.
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Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.