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Fret not, mon frere. He just called me stupid.
I did not. If you were just a little brighter than a black hole you'd have realized that.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Fret not, mon frere. He just called me stupid.
I did not. If you were just a little brighter than a black hole you'd have realized that.
Hey, I didn't say you were wrong.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
More importantly, how can a thread with the subject line "embarassing pictures" not contain pics of Patrician in a monkey thong?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I spent the whole weekend thinking of you all in Bpston, only to have Jonwin tell me last night that I should have caught a ride with Danalog and Kevly.
He's still alive, but I did want to kill him for a moment.
Congrats Flea'jo
I'm going to do all I can to make sure I can go the next time, though not sure I'll bring my sweetheart.
I wouldn't have been great company though as I been suffering hot flashes all weekend. Plus this way I have a chance at having some spending money for BaltiCon 40 in 2 weeks. Someday all the SF/Fantasy artwork we buy, will be worth something.
He's still alive, but I did want to kill him for a moment.
Congrats Flea'jo
I'm going to do all I can to make sure I can go the next time, though not sure I'll bring my sweetheart. I wouldn't have been great company though as I been suffering hot flashes all weekend. Plus this way I have a chance at having some spending money for BaltiCon 40 in 2 weeks. Someday all the SF/Fantasy artwork we buy, will be worth something.
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
ElneClare wrote:
I wouldn't have been great company though as I been suffering hot flashes all weekend. Plus this way I have a chance at having some spending money for BaltiCon 40 in 2 weeks. Someday all the SF/Fantasy artwork we buy, will be worth something.
$5 for the lot on eBay? Hey, I made the same argument for my Magic:The Gathering collection.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
So when the hell is AllaSouth? Ya know, some of us poor white trash would like to meet up with yall too!
Mistress PsychoJester wrote:
So when the hell is AllaSouth? Ya know, some of us poor white trash would like to meet up with yall too!
You work at a hotel right? Set us up with suites!
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You work at a hotel right? Set us up with suites!
We dont' have suites, but I can do rooms at 25/35 a night.
I'm so going to kill Dana for starting a thread called "Embarrassing Photos" which after 6 pages has yet to deliver more than one picture. (and of Dana at a computer too!)
Big congrats to Flea and Joph! I'm not one to look at IPs so I fall into the dense admin category.
Big congrats to Flea and Joph! I'm not one to look at IPs so I fall into the dense admin category.
Make with the pictures already. I feel the need to be uber jealous.
When I clicked on this thread, I was promised embarrasing pictures, I still don't see any embarrasing ones...Make with the photos.
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
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We dont' have suites, but I can do rooms at 25/35 a night.
Drift speaking from personal experience, Flashy avatars are the quickest way to hit Sub-Default via Kao's nuke button.
Pikko Pots wrote:
I'm so going to kill Dana for starting a thread called "Embarrassing Photos" which after 6 pages has yet to deliver more than one picture. (and of Dana at a computer too!)
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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Drift speaking from personal experience, Flashy avatars are the quickest way to hit Sub-Default via Kao's nuke button.
Normally, I'd wait until Kao warned me himself, but it's even starting to annoy me.
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
Jophiel wrote:
Me dumping out a teabag doesn't count?? 
Dumping out a teabag = not embarrassing
Teabagging DSD's dog = embarrassing
trickybeck wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Me dumping out a teabag doesn't count??
Dumping out a teabag = not embarrassing
Teabagging DSD's dog = embarrassing
Ill have to get that pic uploaded then for your viewing pleasure
Did the dog give his permission?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Does the teabagee have to give permission?
Well, I meant for the picture to be posted, but you raise an interesting point.
That, or I'm just pharming. Who can say, really.
That, or I'm just pharming. Who can say, really.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Did the dog give his permission?
he wuffed his assent
This thread is a fail. I should've just hired that paparazzo.
pharm
Well, if yall would just wait for some people to get their pictures out of their cams, this thread wouldn't be so bad. 
I'm the only doofus that brought a cam that uses Memory Sticks instead of film...and ironically, I took the least amount of photos!
Cam belongs to my roommate...with all the rain, I was afraid of being killed.
I'm the only doofus that brought a cam that uses Memory Sticks instead of film...and ironically, I took the least amount of photos!
Cam belongs to my roommate...with all the rain, I was afraid of being killed.
What the f'uck is wrong with people who still use film cameras? Seriously. I don't even own a film camera any more. Between the digital SLR, the various assorted digital Point-and-Shoots and the the MiniDV camcorder, it takes me all of 2 minutes to publish any event. Join the 21st century, you troglodites.
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