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#1 May 11 2006 at 2:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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I was polite and civil after the accident, through the police report, as we left the scene, as I called the insurance company and then talked to the claims adjuster.

But, as I dwell on it, I kind of hate you. Next time it's raining out, maybe you should stay off the cell phone.

I'm fine. Sore, but okay. The car isn't quite so fine. The driver of the other car admitted fault to the officer. The insurance company said I was obviously not at fault and it wouldn't affect my rates. They expect that the whole thing shouldn't cost me anything beyond time and paperwork. All told, if you have to be in an accident, this was the way to do it.

But I didn't have to be in an accident. And that's why you're a dipsh[Aqua][/Aqua]it.

Edited, Thu May 11 15:05:33 2006 by Jophiel
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#2 May 11 2006 at 2:06 PM Rating: Good
So how hard did he hit you? No whiplash claims?
#3 May 11 2006 at 2:07 PM Rating: Good
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Im sorry to hear that Joph. How fast was he going?
#4 May 11 2006 at 2:11 PM Rating: Decent
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Elderon the Wise wrote:
So how hard did he hit you? No whiplash claims?


Doesn't whiplash take a couple days to set in?
#5 May 11 2006 at 2:11 PM Rating: Good
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Wait, so this thread isn't about **** rape? I'm disappointed.
#6 May 11 2006 at 2:14 PM Rating: Decent
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I got rear-ended about a year ago. It was a very low-speed incidident but it still gave me some neck pain and especially headaches for some weeks afterward.

At least this appears to be an easy open-and-shut case in your favor. The last thing you need is complications in determining who's at fault.




edit: I'm tempted to FTFY on my own post....

Edited, Thu May 11 15:22:12 2006 by Jawbox
#7 May 11 2006 at 2:21 PM Rating: Good
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I hate being reminded about how dangerous cars are and how little control you actually have when driving. I'm one of those people that are pressing the imaginary brakes when I ride with you. Or grabbing for the "Oh Sh*t Handle" every time you take a turn. If someone could invent a Teleporter similar to Star Trek I'd gladly pitch in a few bucks.

#8 May 11 2006 at 2:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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Did the car get totaled so you can get a new one?!

Nexa

P.S. oh yeah, and I hope you're ok and all that. Smiley: tongue
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#9 May 11 2006 at 2:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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baelnic the Braindead wrote:
Wait, so this thread isn't about **** rape? I'm disappointed.
If it makes you feel better, it took one post longer for the obvious to turn up than I had predicted.

I was stopped waiting for an arrow to turn left. Next thing I know, the car was being hit. He was probably doing 15-20mph and was oblivious given that I didn't hear any brakes or a skid or whatnot -- he just drove right along into me.

I'm stiff and sore but I'm not looking for an excuse to limp into court with a neckbrace and crutches.

Edited, Thu May 11 15:32:53 2006 by Jophiel
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#10 May 11 2006 at 2:26 PM Rating: Good
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That'll teach you to drive in front of people!
#11 May 11 2006 at 2:27 PM Rating: Good
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I got rear-ended on my last trip to Canadia. Just picked up a friend from his work place in Wuss-tah and was getting onto the Pike. There was a bit of traffic on the onramp that was backing it's way out onto the highway causing people to stop in the exit lane. As I came to a stop I heard a loud screech and shortly thereafter was struck by another car. The kids in his car seamed a little tossed about but not dead or bleeding or anything. Fuc[Coral][/Coral]king Mass'holes. Smiley: motz

Sucks you got smacked Joph though you seem to be taking it rather well. I hope the internal bleeding stops in time for me to buy you a drink. =)
#12 May 11 2006 at 2:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nexa wrote:
Did the car get totaled so you can get a new one?!
The rear bumper and the trunk are smashed in. The way the car is built pretty much allowed those to be totalled but the fenders are unscathed. The rear lights aren't even broken.

If nothing else, it was an interesting lesson in how cars are constructed these days to absorb impact.
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#13 May 11 2006 at 2:28 PM Rating: Good
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I think this calls for a few extra drinks tomorrow. Relieves the tension and all
#14 May 11 2006 at 2:30 PM Rating: Good
I had the same accident happen a couple years ago...it's no fun.

A couple years ago my wife got T-boned on the driver side by some centegenarian in the Meijer parking lot.

....he tried to say that she hit him....it was pretty easy to explain to the police that her particular car didn't have the drive sideways option necessary for the T-Bone-ee to hit the T-Bone-er first.
#15 May 11 2006 at 2:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Did the car get totaled so you can get a new one?!
The rear bumper and the trunk are smashed in. The way the car is built pretty much allowed those to be totalled but the fenders are unscathed. The rear lights aren't even broken.

If nothing else, it was an interesting lesson in how cars are constructed these days to absorb impact.


NOTE TO KIDS READING THIS: This is why you NEVER ride in the trunk of a car!

Even if you're really drunk and it's hot and you and a fraternity really want to go swimming out at the lake but there isn't enough room for everyone and someone HAS to ride in the trunk in order to go. Well, if that happens, I guess you just don't get to go swimming. I'm sorry, there will be other times.

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#16 May 11 2006 at 2:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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The One and Only Frakkor wrote:
Bone-er


heh heh

Nexa <--a grown up
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#17 May 11 2006 at 2:34 PM Rating: Good
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baelnic the Braindead wrote:
Wait, so this thread isn't about **** rape? I'm disappointed.
If it makes you feel better, it took one post longer for the obvious to turn up than I had predicted.

I was stopped waiting for an arrow to turn left. Next thing I know, the car was being hit. He was probably doing 15-20mph and was oblivious given that I didn't hear any brakes or a skid or whatnot -- he just drove right along into me.

I'm stiff and sore but I'm not looking for an excuse to limp into court with a neckbrace and crutches.

This is the exact reason that in motorcycle training they teach you to look behind you when you stop and to leave yourself an escape path. You'd be amazed how often this happens. When it happens to a bike, you either get the hell out of the way, then beat the sh[Aquamarine][/Aquamarine]it out of the moran's car, or you get flattened.
#18 May 11 2006 at 2:35 PM Rating: Decent
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If my wife rear-ends someone hard enough, the engine will drop off the mounts, and th whole front end will colapse after it falls, really genius stuff.

Of course the cars a total loss after that.

Glad to hear you're okay. I do worry about it a bit, but my car is a heavy chunk of iron, that makes me feel a little safer.

I got hit by a cross-country runner once. He ran into the back of my car in a dead sprint. He was trying to catch a frisbee... they were playing as they ran. I thought my car got humped by an elephant. Next thing I know a guy is laying on my back window. Crazy.



#19 May 11 2006 at 2:35 PM Rating: Good
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The One and Only Frakkor wrote:
Bone-er


heh heh

Nexa <--a grown up


I knew someone would respond to that!
#20 May 11 2006 at 2:36 PM Rating: Good
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Next thing I know a guy is laying on my back window. Crazy.
Did you get out and laugh your *** off at him?
#21 May 11 2006 at 2:37 PM Rating: Decent
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We used to stuff kids in the trunk all the time back in college to "smuggle" them off campus. That was fun. Especially if the drunk ***** forgot to let you out once you got off campus... and waited till they got to the party or wherever.
#22 May 11 2006 at 2:37 PM Rating: Good
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I got hit by a cross-country runner once. He ran into the back of my car in a dead sprint. He was trying to catch a frisbee... they were playing as they ran. I thought my car got humped by an elephant. Next thing I know a guy is laying on my back window. Crazy.
Damn dude, I hope you weren't hurt. That's a good way to ruin your day. Did you end up suing him for whiplash?
#23 May 11 2006 at 2:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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Elderon the Wise wrote:
This is the exact reason that in motorcycle training they teach you to look behind you when you stop and to leave yourself an escape path.
Not that I was on a bike but, yeah, I was lucky I was the first car in the lane. I got pushed a good couple feet forward from the hit and it would have almost definately been a 3-car accident otherwise.
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#24 May 11 2006 at 2:39 PM Rating: Good
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This is the exact reason that in motorcycle training they teach you to look behind you when you stop and to leave yourself an escape path. You'd be amazed how often this happens. When it happens to a bike, you either get the hell out of the way, then beat the sh[/Aquamarine]it out of the moran's car, or you get flattened.


Truth there. I do that driving in my car too, people don't pay attention. One time I was driving an old silverado pickup and had my hand resting on the side mirror out the window. I just happened to glance in that mirror and saw some bit[Aqua]ch in a suburban (on her cell phone) coming up fast behind me. I barely got my hand off the mirror and in the cab before she came by and ripped the mirror off my truck with her mirror. Never even noticed.

Edited, Thu May 11 15:46:02 2006 by Wint
#25 May 11 2006 at 2:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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Joph, if you don't want to dance at the club, you can just SAY so. You don't have to come up with some elaborate story!

Nexa
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#26 May 11 2006 at 2:41 PM Rating: Good
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Elderon the Wise wrote:
This is the exact reason that in motorcycle training they teach you to look behind you when you stop and to leave yourself an escape path. You'd be amazed how often this happens. When it happens to a bike, you either get the hell out of the way, then beat the sh[/Aquamarine]it out of the moran's car, or you get flattened.


Truth there. I do that driving in my car too, people don't pay attention. One time I was driving an old silverado pickup and had my hand resting on the side mirror out the window. I just happened to glance in that mirror and saw some bit[Aqua]ch in a suburban (on her cell phone) coming up fast behind me. I barely got my hand off the mirror and in the cab before she came by and ripped the mirror off my truck with her mirror. Never even noticed.
Yup. Most bikers carry old spark plugs to deal with idiot drivers on the road. With stupid drivers like that woman, you'd be surprised what a guy on a bike with steel-toed boots, old sparkplugs and sometimes a length of chain can do to your car if you **** him off.
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