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#1 May 11 2006 at 11:15 AM Rating: Good
Associsations. Everyone makes them based on their experiences and environment. As a gamer, I find myself looking at the world differently than someone who has never touched a PC or thinks that by buying a bigger monitor, your computer will go faster!

Anyway, I was reading a tech journal (Computer World) and it had an add on the back for a new Oracle product.

The first line read in big, bold letters "All your databases"...

Without even reading the next line, my mind formulated what it thought were the correct words that should appear after that statement.

What I want to know is, what words does your mind put after that phrase without even thinking, as in an automatic response? Once I have a few replies, I'll post what the actual second line of the ad was.

#2 May 11 2006 at 11:18 AM Rating: Good
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I dont usually get any word association, but the one thing I find myself doing often is looking for a button to press while driving, to show me where I am on the map. I've caught myself raising my hand to push said imaginary button. Also, when Im with friends or my family and we get seperated (shopping) I subconciously look again for the "map" to see where my "party members" are so I can make my way to them
#3 May 11 2006 at 11:19 AM Rating: Decent
"belong to us"
#5 May 11 2006 at 11:22 AM Rating: Good
Lady DSD wrote:
I dont usually get any word association, but the one thing I find myself doing often is looking for a button to press while driving, to show me where I am on the map. I've caught myself raising my hand to push said imaginary button. Also, when Im with friends or my family and we get seperated (shopping) I subconciously look again for the "map" to see where my "party members" are so I can make my way to them
Be careful, if one day you do find that button, your radio will shut off and you will hear "Welcome to OnStar, how can I help you?"
#6 May 11 2006 at 11:24 AM Rating: Decent
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ALL YOUR DATABASE ARE BELONG TO MICROSOFT

#7 May 11 2006 at 11:29 AM Rating: Good
A Miller Lite slogan for the Jersey Shore on some Point Of Sale we had couple years ago:

Jersey Shore, Get wet.

Everytime I see Jersey Shore I say Get Wet.

Jersey Shore Get Wet Reality
Jersey Shore Get Wet Landscaping
etc. etc.
#8 May 11 2006 at 11:30 AM Rating: Good
Well it seems that so far all you freaks associated the same thing I did. I finished the phrase with "Are belong to us."

The actual second line was "In a Grid".


This brings us to part two of this discussion. Did the marketing folks at Oracle know about this association when creating the ad, perhaps hoping that it would subliminally make people want to use Oracle 10g as their platform, or was it mere coincidence?
#9 May 11 2006 at 11:30 AM Rating: Good
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Elderon the Wise wrote:
Lady DSD wrote:
I dont usually get any word association, but the one thing I find myself doing often is looking for a button to press while driving, to show me where I am on the map. I've caught myself raising my hand to push said imaginary button. Also, when Im with friends or my family and we get seperated (shopping) I subconciously look again for the "map" to see where my "party members" are so I can make my way to them
Be careful, if one day you do find that button, your radio will shut off and you will hear "Welcome to OnStar, how can I help you?"




Smiley: laugh true story. A few weeks ago the husbands band had a show in NYC. They rented a minivan for their gear and as immature adults will do, started playing around with every gadget in the new car they could get their hands on. Someone, no one will fess up, found a small blue button and pressed it. Next thing they knew they heard a phone ringing out of the speakers. They panicked and started hitting every button they could find to turn it off. Next thing they heard was "on Star, how can I help you?"


In a very meek voice, one of them asked the guy to turn the radio back on. He obliged, and they didnt touch anything they didnt recognize after. Except for tearing apart the car to find the microphone Smiley: laugh
#10 May 11 2006 at 11:37 AM Rating: Decent
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Maybe if it was Computer Gaming World magazine. But I would say it probably wasn't intentional in this case. But who knows, the sneaky marketing bastards.

#11 May 11 2006 at 11:41 AM Rating: Good
Jawbox the Furtive wrote:
Maybe if it was Computer Gaming World magazine. But I would say it probably wasn't intentional in this case. But who knows, the sneaky marketing bastards.
I'm not convinced. What percentage of DB admins (read: hardcore computer geeks) do not game at all, and would not know that reference? Who is the target market for that ad?

Seems to be a bit too coincidental for my liking.




Edited, Thu May 11 12:47:59 2006 by Elderon
#12 May 11 2006 at 11:57 AM Rating: Default
What I want to know is, what words does your mind put after that phrase without even thinking, as in an automatic response?
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managed for 15 dollars a month......


sees that is the new marketing stratagy of the last 5 years, with games, music, online services, you name it.

its not mysterious at all however. all of us have preconcieved notions if what we EXPECT to hear or see developed from our upbringing and social economic back ground and our surroundings at any given moment.

for instance, ciggaretts are...........

adn depending on your personel back ground, you have already filled it in with expensive, bad for your health, cheaper than cigars, cool, on sale, etc etc etc.

add a few key words like "health"

adn you have soemthing like, cigaretts are contributing the health.........

and you have filed in demise, economically, problems, etc etc

and you get LED further down a path without ever really hearing wat is being said. you have already concluded this is an economic statement, health issue, people problem and yet, no information has really been given.

soooo, when your politcians stand up ans say things with words like "terrorism.....Iraq.....threat.....911....al-queda" all in the same paragraph, but havent really said ANYTHING otehr than the key words.........

76 percent of you sheep herd Iraq is responsible for 911 and has WMDS that are a dirent threat to us imminently.

politicians do exactly what you are trying to do right now. lead us down a path that may have nothing to do with the actual message.

controlling the masses 101. yes, it is absolutly planned and intentional. its like lying without every saying a lie.

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#13 May 11 2006 at 12:04 PM Rating: Decent
Without reading any of the rest of the replies: "are belong to us"
#14 May 11 2006 at 12:25 PM Rating: Decent
"..are belong to us." would be what a gamer should be thinking.

The subject itself is neat enough. I remember waiting in a dentist's office, waiting for a good while, so I checked out magazines. Considering I'm not interested in fashion, or which celebrity is cheating on which other one this week, I went with a computer programming magazine, which seemed out of place among the rest. Also considering I wasn't overly interested in which data base format was popular this season, I went with reading some of the letters-to-the-editor type entries in a rather large section of the magazine. Getting to the point, it was amazing how well written they were! It's always annoyed me to no end to see the horrid linguistic abominations we expel from our lips and finger tips every day, and I was taken back with the notion that there was a community out there which spoke properly.

I believe having programmed computers brought linguistic integrity to these people. In a computer, if your statement is slightly off, the computer will spit out an error. If it means something that's not entirely accurate, it'll do something different from intended. I've come to believe that these exercises in grammar, syntax, and definition have led to the marvelous state of their writing abilities.

Of course, an English professor may not agree. They did not describe flowers as "smelling lovely", yet they would as "stinking of chains of hydrocarbons". Their words did not have the same, flowery- if you'd excuse the pun- meaning that people often find to be romantic, but, to me, it was. Their words were accurate, precise, and meaningful.
#15 May 11 2006 at 12:30 PM Rating: Decent
Tell a lie long enough and eventually it will be true
#16 May 11 2006 at 12:40 PM Rating: Decent
Sir Sassythief wrote:
Tell a lie long enough and eventually it will be true


God is real. God loves you. Serve God. You'll live forever. You'll get seventy virgins in Heaven.
God is real. God loves you. Serve God. You'll live forever. You'll get seventy virgins in Heaven.
God is real. God loves you. Serve God. You'll live forever. You'll get seventy virgins in Heaven.
God is real. God loves you. Serve God. You'll live forever. You'll get seventy virgins in Heaven.
God is real. God loves you. Serve God. You'll live forever. You'll get seventy virgins in Heaven.
God is real. God loves you. Serve God. You'll live forever. You'll get seventy virgins in Heaven.
God is real. God loves you. Serve God. You'll live forever. You'll get seventy virgins in Heaven.
God is real. God loves you. Serve God. You'll live forever. You'll get seventy virgins in Heaven.
God is real. God loves you. Serve God. You'll live forever. You'll get seventy virgins in Heaven.
God is real. God loves you. Serve God. You'll live forever. You'll get seventy virgins in Heaven.
God is real. God loves you. Serve God. You'll live forever. You'll get seventy virgins in Heaven.
God is real. God loves you. Serve God. You'll live forever. You'll get seventy virgins in Heaven.
God is real. God loves you. Serve God. You'll live forever. You'll get seventy virgins in Heaven.
God is real. God loves you. Serve God. You'll live forever. You'll get seventy virgins in Heaven.
God is real. God loves you. Serve God. You'll live forever. You'll get seventy virgins in Heaven.
God is real. God loves you. Serve God. You'll live forever. You'll get seventy virgins in Heaven.

Edited, Thu May 11 13:43:09 2006 by ReofblMobile
#17 May 11 2006 at 1:18 PM Rating: Decent
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EDIT: Cuz I'm a tard and don't know how the emotes work XD

rofl at the repetitive phrases above. :P

Edited, Thu May 11 14:19:15 2006 by ChanchanXI
#18 May 11 2006 at 5:10 PM Rating: Decent
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All your database are belong to the NSA.


#19 May 12 2006 at 7:03 AM Rating: Decent
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All your bases are belong to us.

Songs do this as well..

99....

Domo ...

And then there is always this trick as well.. lol




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Edited, Fri May 12 08:10:40 2006 by Fng
#20 May 12 2006 at 7:07 AM Rating: Good
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Hell, that's the average quality of a forum=28 post right there.

Smiley: lol

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#21 May 12 2006 at 7:43 AM Rating: Default
Tell a lie long enough and eventually it will be true
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God is real. God loves you. Serve God. You'll live forever. You'll get seventy virgins in Heaven.
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it is a doubleedged sword however. ignore the truth long enough and eventually you will end up living a lie.............

and thus the whole point of why we tend to beleive what we hear/see/read as a whole untill it is proven otherwise. especialy from designate leaders and authority figures.

we are programmed from the first time our parents say "no" to us as infants to do what we are told. to beleive what we are told. and our grey matter in our heads blocs out messages that dont fit in with our programming, or adds the finnishing touches if the message is incomplete, or changes what we hear to fit better with what we have come to believe.

fo instance, when CNN asked president bush if there was any connection with iraq and al-queda and 911 and he said "no" on national television. most of us HERD it, but depending on our mind set, we either used it as a flag to justify our individual position, or we blocked it out as if we didnt hear it, or we changed it by adding words like "yet" as if our beliefes were not invalid, just not totaly proven ...yet....

and still, after that sattement, and a few wellplaced key words in presidential speaches like iraq, al-queda, 911, terrorism , and WMD,s all inthe same paragraph to get you sheep toplay connect the dots without ever saing any of them are connected......

76 percent of you STILL believed iraq was an al-queda trainning camp that sponsered 911 adn was building WMD,s to attack us.

why? because we WANTED it to be true. we WANTED an enemy to attack. we WANTED to be justified in butchering tens of thousands of human beings to vent our rage,

so we believed what we WANTED to believe, and were spoon fed the right key words to get us to follow the path this addministraition WANTED us to follow, without ever actually saying a lie.

welcome to the human condition, as pathetic as it is. not much better than programmed bots just waiting for someone to input programming, infact begging someone to do it.

thats why you see alot more people sitting around waiting for someone else to invite them to a group in mmo,s as oppsed to most people starting theri own. they WANT to follow...something.

most people. baaaaa baaaaa baaaaa

so, to the op, what follows your stetment WILL be what we have been preprogrammed to hear reguardless of the actual message.
#22 May 12 2006 at 8:57 AM Rating: Decent
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shadowrelm wrote:
Tell a lie long enough and eventually it will be true
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God is real. God loves you. Serve God. You'll live forever. You'll get seventy virgins in Heaven.
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it is a doubleedged sword however. ignore the truth long enough and eventually you will end up living a lie.............

and thus the whole point of why we tend to beleive what we hear/see/read as a whole untill it is proven otherwise. especialy from designate leaders and authority figures.

we are programmed from the first time our parents say "no" to us as infants to do what we are told. to beleive what we are told. and our grey matter in our heads blocs out messages that dont fit in with our programming, or adds the finnishing touches if the message is incomplete, or changes what we hear to fit better with what we have come to believe.

fo instance, when CNN asked president bush if there was any connection with iraq and al-queda and 911 and he said "no" on national television. most of us HERD it, but depending on our mind set, we either used it as a flag to justify our individual position, or we blocked it out as if we didnt hear it, or we changed it by adding words like "yet" as if our beliefes were not invalid, just not totaly proven ...yet....

and still, after that sattement, and a few wellplaced key words in presidential speaches like iraq, al-queda, 911, terrorism , and WMD,s all inthe same paragraph to get you sheep toplay connect the dots without ever saing any of them are connected......

76 percent of you STILL believed iraq was an al-queda trainning camp that sponsered 911 adn was building WMD,s to attack us.

why? because we WANTED it to be true. we WANTED an enemy to attack. we WANTED to be justified in butchering tens of thousands of human beings to vent our rage,

so we believed what we WANTED to believe, and were spoon fed the right key words to get us to follow the path this addministraition WANTED us to follow, without ever actually saying a lie.

welcome to the human condition, as pathetic as it is. not much better than programmed bots just waiting for someone to input programming, infact begging someone to do it.

thats why you see alot more people sitting around waiting for someone else to invite them to a group in mmo,s as oppsed to most people starting theri own. they WANT to follow...something.

most people. baaaaa baaaaa baaaaa

so, to the op, what follows your stetment WILL be what we have been preprogrammed to hear reguardless of the actual message.


So you're saying you'd gladly vote Bush to a third term if you could? I see what you're saying -- excellent point, SR.

#23 May 12 2006 at 10:31 AM Rating: Default
So you're saying you'd gladly vote Bush to a third term if you could? I see what you're saying -- excellent point, SR.
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im saying people will believe what they WANT to believe reguardless of the truth or the facts presented.

i am saying we were programed to believe what we are told by authority figures since we were infants.

and whatever authority figure that had the most influence on us will determine what we believe, right or wrong.

the masses are a bunch of mindless bots waiting for input from predetermined origons.

you believe in leader x, leader x flat out lies, you believe the lie reguardless of the truth. you change, bloc out, or add what you WANT to hear reguardless of what you actually hear.

im saying to the op that our answers have been predetermined by which ever authority figure had the most influence on us. so, why ask? just tel us what you want us to hear, and reguardless of what you say, we will hear what we want to hear.
#24 May 12 2006 at 12:56 PM Rating: Good
shadowrelm wrote:
im saying people will believe what they WANT to believe reguardless of the truth or the facts presented.
At least he is honest about why he has such a hard head. Smiley: lol
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