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#127 May 12 2006 at 1:22 PM Rating: Excellent

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Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:

Also, for a few weeks afterwards, whenever my husband tried to get affectionate with me, I'd tense up and tell him I'm still under construction and he's going to have to yield to oncoming traffic for a bit more.

That is the best excuse I have ever read!

That deserves 5 whips! (tm)

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#128 May 12 2006 at 1:24 PM Rating: Good

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The One and Only Frakkor wrote:

Just getting done picking up Mother's Day cards.

She's doing quite well.

I hope something happens this weekend.

I hear that scaring the crap out of her could induce labour. That and cure hiccups.

Edited, Fri May 12 14:25:42 2006 by Elderon

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#129 May 12 2006 at 1:26 PM Rating: Good

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I hear that scaring the crap out of her coulkd induce labour. That and cure hiccups.

I tried that last night during the quite part of our movie...I popped an air filled lunch sack....she screamed and it freaked the dogs out...but no baby.

I think she pooped a little bit though...so it wasn't completly for naught.

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#130 May 12 2006 at 1:26 PM Rating: Good

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Feed her eggplant parmigiana. Sure-fire ticket to babyland!

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#131 May 12 2006 at 1:27 PM Rating: Good

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hahaha...you call her and tell her to eat eggplant!

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#132 May 12 2006 at 1:27 PM Rating: Good

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Ok, how about a ride down a really bumpy road?

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#133 May 12 2006 at 1:28 PM Rating: Good

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Done that too Eldy...we LIVE on a very bumpy road.

Tonight I'm going to try the "push her in a ditch" method when we go for a walk.

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#134 May 12 2006 at 1:29 PM Rating: Good

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Make sure she land's on her bum or you will end up with a varus or shadowrelm for a son.

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#135 May 12 2006 at 1:35 PM Rating: Good

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That's the exact reason why I support 5th - 10th trimester abortions.

Noone should have to suffer with an okra farmer for a son.

Edited, Fri May 12 14:42:31 2006 by Frakkor

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