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#52 May 11 2006 at 10:33 AM Rating: Good
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cool name! I lub it
#53 May 11 2006 at 10:35 AM Rating: Good
Take that, growing minority population!

Congrats!

You are white, right?

Edited, Thu May 11 11:35:51 2006 by Barkingturtle
#54 May 11 2006 at 10:37 AM Rating: Good
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You are white, right?


It's the only way to be.
#55 May 11 2006 at 10:39 AM Rating: Decent
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Elderon wrote:
I just wanted to plant a visual image into your head so that when the baby comes out and you see the amniotic fluid pouring out, you think of someone eating it as gravy on their french fries.

If my plan succeeds, you will be tossing icons.

icon I'm a mean *******.


With my wife's C-section (medical necessity) I saw the entire birth and closure of her stomach, innards, blood, baby, everything. Never even came close to getting sick.

3 days later some reject of a nurse almost fainted when he saw a circumsion being done, needless to say the phrase "p[Aqua][/Aqua]ussy" was uttered frequently when walking by him.

Edited, Thu May 11 11:47:57 2006 by Kronig
#56 May 11 2006 at 11:53 AM Rating: Good
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Lady DSD wrote:
Jawbox the Furtive wrote:
I bet women fart a lot when they give birth. That true? Maybe even **** a little?


yup it can happen. THink of it this way. YOu have a 6-10lb obstruction in your body, jamming together your stomach, intestines, and everything else. And its trying to get out. It will push everything out of the way to do so. If you have gas or other stuff in your body at the same time, theres a good chance it will be pushed out when the baby is fighiting its way out. The baby essentially flattens out your lower organs as its pushed through the birth canal. My advice? Try and **** when your early into your contractions


True story. The day before I went into the hospital I had a mad craving for chili. Ate a whole can of chili and then 24 hours later, I'm going into labor. I have no memories of sh[orange][/orange]itting or farting, but since my husband was continuously looking down there to see if the baby crowned yet, I'm sure he would have said something to me.

If you're that worried about your **** coming out when pushing the baby, you might as well realize the baby's gonna make a bum bum in the birth canal anyways. Some **** is coming out of someone, one way or another.

Edit: Clarification

Edited, Thu May 11 13:01:38 2006 by Thumbelyna
#57 May 11 2006 at 12:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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Im clueless on the cornstarch bit. When you get back, be sure to tell us what it was for if its not too graphic


I'll have to pack some. We both decided we weren't going to bring it because it sounded so stupid. Even her doctor didn't know why they would suggest it.

Maybe they just put it on the list as a test to see how well you follow directions.


Maybe they just need some fu[Aliceblue][/Aliceblue]cking cornstarch, didja think of that?
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#58 May 11 2006 at 12:23 PM Rating: Good
So the hospital cafeteria gets its supply of corn starch from expectant mothers coming in to deliver their babies.

Intersting....I could see that happening, you know budget cuts and all.

If everyone coming to the hospital brings in one food item, the cafe can stay open!
#59 May 11 2006 at 12:31 PM Rating: Good
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so hows the wife doing? Contractions changing at all?
#60 May 11 2006 at 12:32 PM Rating: Good
haven't heard in a while...tried to call but she is sleeping.

The dogs have waken her up about 3 mins before each of her contractions start so far...wierd...
#61 May 11 2006 at 12:47 PM Rating: Decent
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The dogs have waken her up about 3 mins before each of her contractions start so far...wierd...

She might start blaming it on the dogs and stop blaming it on you for a few hours.

Yea, I doubt it too.
#62 May 11 2006 at 12:48 PM Rating: Good
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one could only hope.


So, you get her a thank you gift to give her immediatly after so she forgets she wanted to rip your co[Aliceblue][/Aliceblue]ck off and shove it down your throat?
#63 May 11 2006 at 12:48 PM Rating: Good
Your an moran.

edit: not directed at DSD

Edited, Thu May 11 13:49:12 2006 by Frakkor
#64 May 11 2006 at 2:05 PM Rating: Good
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I just want to put in my unwanted 2 cents Smiley: grin

I've had a vaginal and a C-section. If it's not necessary, she needs to avoid the section at all costs. I've never been in so much pain and agony in my life.

My son is 4, and the incision still hurts to this day. Part of my belly is numb, where they cut through the nerves. And from what I understand, it will always be that way.

My section was necessary (labor stalled, baby in distress, blah, blah, blah). But a lot of women and doctors seem to be choosing sections when they're not necessary.

Just wanted to give you some advice from someone who's done it both ways. (Not that this matters to your wife Smiley: lol Unless she wants to come read this!)
#65 May 11 2006 at 2:07 PM Rating: Good
Really?

She's basing most of her decision from talking to her mom, who's had two sections (for both children). I don't think she's ever described anything like that before.

I'll not tell her about that now, but thanks :)

Oh should add too, that she's not choosing a C-section, but she's open to it if it's necessary.

Edited, Thu May 11 15:10:28 2006 by Frakkor
#66 May 11 2006 at 2:09 PM Rating: Good
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My wife after each of our 4 children = out of the hospital within a day

Other women who were there but had a c-section = could not walk for at least 3 and were there for at least a week.

A C-Section is a MAJOR surgery and is not to be taken lightly.
#67 May 11 2006 at 2:11 PM Rating: Good
Yeah. I know it's major surgery...i didn't mean to imply that it wasn't, nor is she taking the decision lightly

Our hospital has a policy of 48 hours for a vaginal birth 72 for C-Section. Either way she'll be there for a couple days. I'll be back and forth between there and home.
#68 May 11 2006 at 2:14 PM Rating: Good
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A C-Section is a MAJOR surgery and is not to be taken lightly.


Amen.

I'm sure there are women who have had a C-section and it's not been so bad. But for the most part, it's TONS worse than vaginal. Yes, vaginal will still hurt (unless there are drugs of course), but we were designed for that. We were not meant to have our tummys cut open.

And like Elderon said - longer hospital stay, not able to walk for a while, and no, I was not able to have sex any earlier because I was hurting, lol.
#69 May 11 2006 at 2:17 PM Rating: Good
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my hospital here insists on a minimum of 4 days after a c-section in the hospital and the woman is lnot allowed off the couch for a week once shes home. It is really big surgery. If she has the option, vaginal is the safest on the body and the quickest to recoup. If its necessary then by all means go for it. But the way youve been writing here, you make it sound as if the Dr prefers C-section to vaginal no matter what the circumstances and as a woman, that makes me wary
#70 May 11 2006 at 2:19 PM Rating: Good
no, that's not the case.

One of her doctors is quicker to do a C-Section if the vaginal birth will do major damage to her...the other doctors would let more damage happen first...that's what I meant.

I should also add that she saw this doctor on thursday and found out she is on call tonight and saturday...this doctor seems to think that my wife will not be able to birth this baby if it IS 8 or 9 pounds...so that's why I say what I say.

Edited, Thu May 11 15:30:13 2006 by Frakkor
#71 May 11 2006 at 2:23 PM Rating: Good
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We're not trying to jump on you Frak, just some concerned mother hens out here. Smiley: grin
#72 May 11 2006 at 2:24 PM Rating: Good
rhubarb pie is freakin' awesome!

Edited, Thu May 11 15:31:48 2006 by Frakkor
#73 May 11 2006 at 2:25 PM Rating: Good
I know :)

Just wanted to let you know that I'm not a COMPLETE moran.

I tend to actually post about 10% of what I'm actually thinking..so some of the meaning is lost by the time I hit the button.
#74 May 11 2006 at 2:25 PM Rating: Good
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we're just as excited and worried too, but we come from the been there, done that, aspect and are just trying to help. Like Nad said.
#75 May 11 2006 at 2:27 PM Rating: Good
no, I appreciate it..i just wanted to explain it better, I re-read my previous post and it DID sound like I meant this particular doctor just showed up, cut the baby out and left...and that's not what I meant.

Hopefully we'll be going in before she has to be induced...I'm really hoping that she doesn't have to go through that.

When it's all done, I'll show some ugly blotchy baby pictures :)
#76 May 11 2006 at 2:31 PM Rating: Good
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if shes contracting, you wont need induction. If its false labor, her contractions wont change or get more strong. I had that a week before my water broke. But if its real labor she should be fine. Walking around helps, even if its the last thing she wants to do. Its funny how 90% of labor can be done at home. I was lucky, but most of my labor was done at home and I was only in the hospital for 90 minutes before my son was born. Good thing to cause I was ready to smack the uppity nurses beforehand
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