Oh geez, that's rough Nexa. Remind me to karma camp that university if it posts here!
As for jobs, ahve you looked at any of the state government jobs in your area? the pay isn't the best usually, but one of the perks that most of them have is they will fund a certain number of credit hours per semester if you choose to take claseses. That and they usually have alot more positions than they have people to fill them, most of which come with health care.
That or you could apply with the site here. I don't know if we are hireing with the merger and all, and i don't get to sit on the hireing committee, but I'd recomend you for what it's worth.
Good luck with everything