Runner up#1:
First, in college, a drunk girl tried to deep throat and I wound up with about six reprocessed beers in my lap.
The winner is:
Out for a nice quiet evening with the girlie a few years back and we decide to stop at the local beach. One thing led to another and all of a sudden I hear, (Knock, Knock) "excuse son, please put that away and can I see your license and registration" says Mr Police Officer
Edited, Mon May 15 16:32:50 2006 by shadomen