You know how it is, you're in bed with the tart you call your wife/girlfriend/husband/boyfriend when you want them to do somethin a lil special to your junk.
So, what name do you use to refer to your...parts under the hood?
I can't imagine naming my *****, that just seems weird. It's not a separate entity, it's still part of me. That'd be like a girl naming each of her breasts. Just weird...