For the entirety of my life until yesterday, I held these as common everyday truths.
1. In my household the remote for the TV was called the channel as in hand me the channel, where is the channel, why is the channel in the fridge, the channel is out of batteries, why is the channel in your pants, I will smack you blind with the channel. (These were all at some point utterd in my home).
2. Putting Cheese Whiz into Kraft Dinner is, according to most people, disgusting. Growing up my favorite food in the world was Kraft dinner with some garlic powder, bacon, and chees whiz stirred in.
I know I am going to regret this one.
3. Probly isn't actually a word. Now the first thing going through most minds at this point is either "Dumbass," "No ****," or some related form. However, everyone in my hometownuses the word probly. Teachers use the word probly. Theres even a chance I had probly on a vocab list when I was in second grade. (My parents have the test as it was the first spelling test I got 100% on. I don't know if the word was actually probly or if the teacher just missed it.)