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Hell, might as well just take that money, invest it. With the right return you might be able to afford the threapy bills for your poor f'ucked up little kid.
Barkingturtle wrote:
the mother of your child would be the wife of your gay lover's sister
Je-reee! Je-ree! Je-ree!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
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"Mommy is Shirley, you know, Aunt Mary's wife; Daddy A's sister."
He's living in Georgia. Change the genders around and that conversation happens every day.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
If it's a big enough parent company, like Blockbuster or Hollywood video, they will probably offer some sort of severance package that will be about two months pay plus extension of benefits till the end of the month, or some such. Sorry to hear it, Sabo, but maybe you're just meant to be someplace else.
Or you could, you know, get a job.
Slacker.
btw dude, adopt. If you aren't having a kid with someone you love, have a kid no one else loves. Artificial Insemenation, or the good ol' "We be from Georgah" method would be one of your kids, no real point. Like the brady bunch, but not so many brats.
Slacker.
btw dude, adopt. If you aren't having a kid with someone you love, have a kid no one else loves. Artificial Insemenation, or the good ol' "We be from Georgah" method would be one of your kids, no real point. Like the brady bunch, but not so many brats.
Feba wrote:
Or you could, you know, get a job.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Feba wrote:
btw dude, adopt. If you aren't having a kid with someone you love, have a kid no one else loves. Artificial Insemenation, or the good ol' "We be from Georgah" method would be one of your kids, no real point. Like the brady bunch, but not so many brats.
All other issues aside, I'm thinking it's going to be pretty hard to adopt when the only breadwinner's job is manager at a video store. Even if he wasn't in risk of losing the job, unless it's an incredibly high paying position, that's going to be a pretty hard road to go down.
Turkey baster with the SO's sister's wife. If she's up for it. For giggles, put *both* your swimmers in there. That way you don't know who's it is (or just claim it's both of yours <insert romantic backstory here>).
I definately second the motion that you get your house in order *first*. Raising a kid aint cheap. Make sure that both of you have secure employment possibilities at all times before even thinking about it.
King Nobby wrote:
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KK- on the kid- GO DUDE! and I am thinking not addoption. 20 years down the line the real parents find out your orientation, and want the kid back. Who is the court system gonna support? Want to take that risk?
As for finance- use a job to get you to the big city (most security system sales/installation jobs require you to move, but pay you very well for it) then get a real job there, after your term of employment (usually like 4 months- these are tageted at college students) is over.
A lil' hint. My job is one of those. I am an installer, not a sales guy, so I'm only looking at making 20g this summer. They cover my housing. Sales first year guys make an average of 30g, but its door to door and commision based.
interested in applying? Gofirstline.com or firstline.com It may be too late for this year (prolly is) but keep it in mind for next year, to help you get established somewhere with a better job market.
As for finance- use a job to get you to the big city (most security system sales/installation jobs require you to move, but pay you very well for it) then get a real job there, after your term of employment (usually like 4 months- these are tageted at college students) is over.
A lil' hint. My job is one of those. I am an installer, not a sales guy, so I'm only looking at making 20g this summer. They cover my housing. Sales first year guys make an average of 30g, but its door to door and commision based.
interested in applying? Gofirstline.com or firstline.com It may be too late for this year (prolly is) but keep it in mind for next year, to help you get established somewhere with a better job market.
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20 years down the line the real parents find out your orientation, and want the kid back.
Yes, Bob forbid you have a custody dispute over a 20-year-old.
Especially if he's hawt.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
ooooh a baby! Like others said though, before you even begin to seriously contemplate this, get your stuffin order. Make sure each of you have steady well paying jobs, or that at least one of yu is bringin home a substantial amount in a steady stable job. You have no idea how much diapers and formula will go through your cash flow. If youre both planning on working, keep in mind in most places the cost of daycare will be almsot equivalent to one of your jobs income. You may even find it cheaper ( and more rewarding ) to have one stay at home and raise the child until s/he is in school. Any baby questions feel free to ask
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20 years down the line the real parents find out your orientation, and want the kid back
20 years down the line the kid will be an adult. Plus once the parents sign off on their parental rights they cant get it back I believe.
D'oh!
Five years down the line, FIVE!!!
Wow, I feel stupid now.
Five years down the line, FIVE!!!
Wow, I feel stupid now.
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And I guess we'd flip a coin to see whose swimmers would be going up the creek. I dunno
My 2 friends said thet if they were to ever get a surrogate, they would "mix the sperm" before insemination so they wouldn't know who the actual biological father was. Though, they are very different and I am sure they would be able to tell relativly soon after birth who's it actually was.
It sounds like a decent idea, though I don;t know if the sperm would compeat and destroy eachother. . . I know in some species it happens.
On a side note,
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Yes, Bob forbid you have a custody dispute over a 20-year-old.
I'm rating you up for this. I don't know if you are referring to the same place I have heard that line before "Thank Bob, or Bob forbid" but it's funny none the less.
Edited, Sun May 14 07:18:28 2006 by Harnao
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Hell, might as well just take that money, invest it. With the right return you might be able to afford the threapy bills for your poor f'ucked up little kid.
Easily the best advice offered so far.
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I'm rating you up for this. I don't know if you are referring to the same place I have heard that line before "Thank Bob, or Bob forbid" but it's funny none the less.
FYI, the official deity of the Asylum is "Bob."
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