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My MOST reliable cars were a 1986 Honda accord hatchback, a 1991 Buick LeSabre (CE), and a 1996 Mercury Cougar (car I have now).
Of all those, the 1991 Buick is the fu[/red]cking ultimate in automotive technology. Little history on the car...
Old people car, grandparents owned it then gave it to my parents. Then I got it. This car is a FWD, nice big 6cyl, all the crazy *** interior stuff (driver and passenger 8 direction motorized seats heated, I mean the fu[red]cking works).
Of course, I got this car at age 17. I was a fu[/red]cking animal to my cars. We're all rednecks out here, so the best thing to do was drink beer and play CB tag. CB tag is simple, one car hides and gives 3 clues to the others. They come and find him.
The Buick would go places a car should never be able to. I plow peoples' fu[red]cking driveway in 3 feet of packed snow with this car. Blow though the big fat snow drifts out on the back roads like nothing, straight into their fields, backyards, barns, you name it.
Have you ever seen a car at an 80 degree angel? Someone dropped some dynamite on an old back road that was paved. The resulting hole was about 5ft deep and about 30ft in diameter.
I never saw the hole. We were doing about 40mph. All I remember seeing was nothing but pure sky, and my hands still on the steering wheel.
Moral of this story, she survived. She survived 200,000 miles of me (350,000 total). She is STILL surviving to this very day.
Just used the car last weekend to fu[/red]cking PULL A STICK PICKUP OUT OF A CREEK BED. We tried an El Camino with a 350 to get it out, and it didn't budge. Tried another pickup, nada. Pulled the fu[red]cking Buick up to it, chained to the front frame, and pulled it right out like it was a fu[red][/red]cking stuck lil Tonka truck in a little mud.
I will buy these cars for the rest of my life.