This is to all you guys out there who insist on using the urinal right next to another guy who's taking a **** when there's 40 other urinals available:
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That Hitler chap is up to no good. you mark my words.
Any other antiquities you feel the need to resurrect?
Any other antiquities you feel the need to resurrect?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nothing hammers the point home like repeated public service announcements. If this isn't educational for you then kudos to you for your in-depth knowledge of restroom courtesy.
Damnit, I tried the door one of the previous times and it all like, "The Hoover Dam doesn't need to burst as much as you do...you just have to face the music"...and then the last question tells me that NOW that's the right answer?
lame
lame
Sounds like someone is a little ***** shy. 
fenderputy the Shady wrote:
Sounds like someone is a little ***** shy.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
While on urinal etiquette...
Why must some guys stand like five feet back when using one. No one wants to see you pee.
Why must some guys stand like five feet back when using one. No one wants to see you pee.
Nobster wrote:
true, but don't you find it embarassing when you lose penile control and inadvertently slap your wang against their shoe.
What I don't get is the people who must flush several times while peeing. WTF is wrong with you that you can't master a basic bodily function? Do these people also need puffs of air in their eyes to make them blink?
Wow is it 1998 again? Where has the time gone?
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haha! this reminds me of highschool, I walked into the bathroom after escaping math class and one of the kids from my class was standing there with a group of his friends and preaching about urinal etiquette. basically everything that game said he mentioned. but the game didn't talk about stalls. if you run out of acceptable urinal room your next option is the stall. these according to the dude were open to go in any of them because there were barriers all around you so you don't need to make a buffer between occupied spaces.
Roller the Charming wrote:
Nobster wrote:
true, but don't you find it embarassing when you lose penile control and inadvertently slap your wang against their shoe.
I don't think Nobby swings that way, but you never know.. he is a horny fu[Aquamarine][/Aquamarine]cker
and yet the establishment is determined to break us.
At my school (BSU) most of the restrooms in the SUB (student union building) have advertisements, articles, or art mounted on the wall halfway between urinals. This is a trick. DO NOT LOOK SIDEWAYS.
Never look sideways.
At my school (BSU) most of the restrooms in the SUB (student union building) have advertisements, articles, or art mounted on the wall halfway between urinals. This is a trick. DO NOT LOOK SIDEWAYS.
Never look sideways.
This is why I just stick to stalls.
Feba wrote:
This is why I just stick to stalls.
My bad for leaving it all sticky, but glad you enjoy!
Barkingturtle wrote:
Feba wrote:
This is why I just stick to stalls.
My bad for leaving it all sticky, but glad you enjoy!
One time, when I was in fourth grade, I walked into the restroom at school to find this kid named Freddie standing at the urinal. The restroom had 1 urinal and 1 stall and they were side by side. Freddie was standing at the urinal, and the wall separating urinal from the stall was on his left. My initial reaction was to just walk past him and use the stall, but then I noticed something very strange going on. He was actually leaning a bit backward and attempting to **** over the wall and into the toilet that was in the stall! 
There was one guy in high school that made it very clear that he was not to be spoken to if he was standing at the urinal. If someone approached the urinal next to him and said anything at all to him, he would let his stream continue but he would turn toward that person and say "What?" as if he didn't hear them.
There was one guy in high school that made it very clear that he was not to be spoken to if he was standing at the urinal. If someone approached the urinal next to him and said anything at all to him, he would let his stream continue but he would turn toward that person and say "What?" as if he didn't hear them.
there was this thing going on for a little while in the group of, what I like to call the "jackass" kids in highschool. they would give you a push from behind mid pissing in hopes of making you pee all over yourself in the confusion. they did it for awhile till this one kid saw it comming and spun around, pissed on the would-be pusher. that fad died fast.
Guys are gross.
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Guys are gross.
meh, I've met my share of girls who weren’t exactly "lady like", but my HS was full of dumbasses. in a relatively wealthy community with a healthy population all their offspring turn into:
-sluts
-bookworms
-emo/goth
-"wiggers" or thugs (I hated these guys with a passion, we had about 2 black people in our school and 50 wantabe white kids)
-relatively normal people (mostly the middle/lower class kids go here)
-jocks(old-school term)
-jackass's
the last group being the people who idealized the show Jackass and recreated their retardation in their own special way. these people were always doing some asinine stunt or sick trick. plenty of stupid crap to go around, take your pick.
True.. I knew a girl who had chlamidia and two adoptions under her belt by the time she was a senior. Very friendly girl, but I could never get it threw her head I did not want to be associated with her.
Then there was my best friend, God bless her. Love the girl to death because we practically grew up together, but she had a thing for sleeping with my boyfriends because I wouldnt put out for them. I guess she felt bad for them? Kicked her *** when I found out about it, but we're still friends all these years later. Now she lives many states away, she's married and knows I'd slit her throat if I so much as thought she was looking at Mr.Katie.
Then there was my best friend, God bless her. Love the girl to death because we practically grew up together, but she had a thing for sleeping with my boyfriends because I wouldnt put out for them. I guess she felt bad for them? Kicked her *** when I found out about it, but we're still friends all these years later. Now she lives many states away, she's married and knows I'd slit her throat if I so much as thought she was looking at Mr.Katie.
I didn't have a girlfriend till college and now that I look back I'm almost* glad I didn't have a one back then. everyone I knew who was ever involved with someone else always turned into drama, and I had to listen to that shit all day. one of the reasons I'm diehard about removing myself from anything or anyone that starts drama if I can help it.
also if I was still involved I would have never met my awsome girlfriend, hot, similar interests and plays games to boot!
*meaning I wish I didn't graduate a virgin, but better that catching a STD from those tramp
also if I was still involved I would have never met my awsome girlfriend, hot, similar interests and plays games to boot!
*meaning I wish I didn't graduate a virgin, but better that catching a STD from those tramp
ME wrote:
slap your wang against their shoe.
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One time, when I was in fourth grade, I walked into the restroom at school to find this kid named Freddie standing at the urinal. The restroom had 1 urinal and 1 stall and they were side by side. Freddie was standing at the urinal, and the wall separating urinal from the stall was on his left. My initial reaction was to just walk past him and use the stall, but then I noticed something very strange going on. He was actually leaning a bit backward and attempting to **** over the wall and into the toilet that was in the stall! icon
At least it's not as bad as the kid who didn't realize people could see him jacking off through the giant gaping crack in the door.
And no, it wasn't me.
haha, what school didn't have "that" guy who was caught wacking it? ours was the exchange student when he left study hall and didn't come back for half an hour, the history teacher caught him 
bbking wrote:
haha, what school didn't have "that" guy who was caught wacking it? ours was the exchange student when he left study hall and didn't come back for half an hour, the history teacher caught him
We had something simular but better. There was this kid in our class that was a smoker. He was having a cigarette and going pee when a teacher walked in. He tried stuff the cigarette in the urinal (mind you while he is takin a leak) and ended up burning his ****** bad and had to go to the school nurse....
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