Jophiel wrote:
Events like this are why I carry a ninja sword with me at all times.
Only pussays need ninja swords.
Here's an anecdote for you.
Back before I was married, I had this lady neighbour who was having a problem with a guy coming over intimidating her. She was a nice lady, not good looking or anything, but nice.
Anyway, I heard yelling and screaming going on and she had filled me in on the problem she was having with this ******. I walked next door, walked in and demanded the guy come outside immediately as I had a few words for him.
I then proceded to hand him his *** verbally and told him that if he ever bothered my neighbour again that he would be getting well aquainted with the sidewalk. Then I took a step as if I was going to hit him and he jumped like a foot off the ground.
It was fuc[Aliceblue][/Aliceblue]king comical.
He then left hastily, and I had my neighbour file a police report so that if he did come back and I were to kick his *** that it was all documented before hand that she was being harrassed.
He never did come back. Probably a good thing too, since I moved away a few months later.
Edited, Wed Apr 26 13:11:32 2006 by Elderon