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Be realistic. It was most likely went down like "Either take these damn buttons and get the **** out of here, or we will keep the buttons and hand you your ***."
No, silly. It was like this...
"Oh, Noble Savage, takest thou these thy bountiful gifts as token of our friendship and pledge of our unyielding support for you and your descendants. Shouldst thou spurn us in this our gesture of good will, we shall taketh up the mighty sword of God...
What? Yes, we have only one. Why? Nevermind.
...Taketh up the mighty sword of God and smite you from this land."