Danalog needs to get out of the house and tan. Seriously, that much time in front of a monitor is bound to cause cancer, man.
Darqueflayme should seriously consider tranquilizers. She is WAY to f'ucking on edge these days. Darque, I don't care how much you beg, I am not sending you full frontal shots of me in all my splendor.
Kaolian, well, hell, that one's just too easy. - points for taking on that target.
I would also take a shot or two at Picko, but she runs and tells the boss every time I do, like a humorless, fridgid old woman (or a humorless, hairless 12 year old boy, take your pick).
And Alla, for f'uck's sake, man, one of these days they will catch on to the whole buying foreign kids thing, man. You really need to watch it.