So today it took me 15 minutes to persuade a fanatical Eric Clapton fan that:
a) I'm not Eric Clapton
b) No, I wouldn't sign his T-shirt
c) Clapton is not 6'7"
d) I really would show him his own slowly pulsing heart if he didn't just fu[/Azure]ck off and leave me alone.
e) Unless his extremely cute wife sucked my di[Azure]ck, in which case I'd re-form Cream to play at his next BBQ and sign an entire Clapton back-catalogue while playing "Layla"
Anyone else have a look-alike problem?
NB: Any "Flea-lo:J-Lo" or "I get George Clooney mix-ups all the time" references should immediately go sub-D, K-thx-la.
Post pics to substantiate please.
And as my Ugly Mug has been oft posted here, all Trey Anastasio references will neatly be accomodated by your own **********