She was big, black and beautiful. I got to her place around 7:30ish, watched some tv, then hit the sack around 10, staying in bed until early the next morning.
I looked pretty dishevelled, but she didn't care.
Jalene took care of all of my needs the entire evening. making sure I was comfortable and relaxed.
I woke in the morning, and found out I had ot stay there for the rest of the day. I was fed breakfast, and lunch, took 4 naps, and just hung out in bed all day.
Finally around 4ish, I decided I better head home and face the music, so I called my wife to come pick me up.
She had been worried the entire evening and during the day, as my phone had run out of batteries, I thought about using Jalene's phone, but figured my wife wouldn't even pick it up.
The result my little jaunt?
I'm narcoleptic.
I passed the test with flying colors, hitting REM sleep every nap almost instantly. In one nap, I actually went directly into REM sleep, skipping all of the other steps completely.
To all the teachers who were mad at me for sleeping my way through high school, suck it.
To all the women who were so mad at me for falling asleep instantly after sex, suck it.
And for the one that I fell asleep during, you should have sucked it.
To all my friends who thought I was just sedintary and lazy, suck it.
To my wife, who watches as I fall asleep instantly and complain about being tired all the time, even after she gets up with the baby as I am passed out, I love you.