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A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and an incredibly good looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker: "How much do you charge?

The hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."

Guy says, "$500 bucks! For a hand-job!?! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!"

The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?"

"Yes," he replied.

"Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?"

"Yes," the guy said again.

"And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?"

"Uh-huh."

"Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500."

Guy says, "Hmmm, well, ok, you only live once. I'll give it a try."

They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?"

The hooker replies, "No, actually it's $1,500."

"$1,500? Are you kidding me?!? No blow-job could be worth that. Not even Bill Clinton* would pay that much for a blow-job!"

The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every penny of $1,500."

The guy, still basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says, "Sign me up!" Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can hardly believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. So he asks the hooker, "How much for some pu55y?"

The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something else. Do you see how the whole city is laid out before us? All those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?

The guy says, in awe, "Oh my word, you own the whole city of Las Vegas?"

The hooker replies, "No, but I would if I had a pu55y."


Totem


*gratuitous Clinton reference for 'Flea' and Jo's sake.

I'm waiting for the day that they start being refered to as Flea'Jo.

Ain't symbiosis grand?

You are such a man-*****.
You'll have to take that up with your Peruvian princess.


May weddings are so pretty, will you be wearing white Joph?