Link for descriptions of shows:
MARTIN SHORT: FAME BECOMES ME
MONTY PYTHON'S SPAMALOT
LEGENDS!
PIPPIN
ORPHEUS DESCENDING
PHANTOM OF THE OPERA (Yes! It has come back!)
e-DENTITY
Based on this line-up I'm basically drooling like a teenage boy looking at his first **** mag. My epeen can not get much harder.
The problem here is that each season ticket for decent seats is $540 CAN. This means that I need $1080+tax in the next 10 days to secure my seats. Unfortunately, I am in the middle of negotiations with my financial planner and bank which has tied up my cash-flow for at least another 15 days. I do not know the words to describe the anxiety.
In a nutshell, this thread is completely pointless, save for the opportunity to give you a reason to point and
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