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#1 Apr 04 2006 at 1:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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...you can't just open the door of a police car and leave.

The Associated Press let us know that Indiana is full of idiots when they wrote:
Bloomington police have arrested a 20-year-old woman who allegedly climbed into the back seat of a squad car parked in the lot at police headquarters and then couldn't get out.

The woman was arrested early Friday morning and charged with public intoxication and underage drinking, police said.

An officer found the woman in the back of the car with her hands and face pressed against the window. According to a police report, she apparently did not know the rear doors of police cars cannot be unlocked from the inside.
On the other hand, that had to be the easiest arrest that cop ever made.
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#2 Apr 04 2006 at 1:58 PM Rating: Good
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Grad night I got a ride home at 6am in the back of a police cruiser. Those things have absolutely no leg room, probably a good reason for that but still.
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#3 Apr 04 2006 at 2:09 PM Rating: Good
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What was she doing in the front seat? Isn't there some sort of mesh/plexiglass that separates the officers from the common hood trash in the back?
#4 Apr 04 2006 at 2:12 PM Rating: Decent
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bodhisattva wrote:
Grad night I got a ride home at 6am in the back of a police cruiser. Those things have absolutely no leg room, probably a good reason for that but still.


I was arrested once for a DUI when I turned 21 almost 5 years ago. The cops were nice enough to let my giant self ride in the front seat.
#5 Apr 04 2006 at 2:25 PM Rating: Good
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atomicflea wrote:
What was she doing in the front seat? Isn't there some sort of mesh/plexiglass that separates the officers from the common hood trash in the back?


I took it to mean that she was outside the car, and just opened a rear door and got inside (i assume they open regularly from the outside) but didn't realize that it doesn't work the other way.

Edited, Tue Apr 4 15:26:26 2006 by Eske
#6 Apr 04 2006 at 2:32 PM Rating: Good
The question is, what in the hell would possess her to do that? Smiley: dubious
#7 Apr 04 2006 at 2:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
What was she doing in the front seat? Isn't there some sort of mesh/plexiglass that separates the officers from the common hood trash in the back?
I assumed as well that she opened the back door the normal way and wandered on inside. If she had migrated from the front seat, she could have climbed back out that way. Well, unless the cruiser is built like a giant lobster trap Smiley: laugh
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#8 Apr 04 2006 at 2:38 PM Rating: Good
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Good ole metal grill dividers. Nothing like c[Aqua][/Aqua]ocking off to a cop and having him slam on the breaks so you go face first into it. That move is called the 'waffle'.
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#9 Apr 04 2006 at 2:49 PM Rating: Good
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A guy I knew once.... was on acid..

thought he was "proto-man" and got naked, outside. He covered himself in mud and dirt and started running around the side of the highway.

He then found a police car with cop still in it. He opened the door and got in the back seat and ordered the cop to "Take me to Debbie's house!! YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!" (Debbie being his g/f of course).
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#10 Apr 04 2006 at 2:59 PM Rating: Good
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I did a ride-a-long a few months ago for a class and the cop was telling me stories of the stuff he's witnessed. He let me ride in the back seat to see what it's like and it's tiny, stuffy and icky back there.
#11 Apr 04 2006 at 4:00 PM Rating: Good
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Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
I did a ride-a-long a few months ago for a class and the cop was telling me stories of the stuff he's witnessed. He let me ride in the back seat to see what it's like and it's tiny, stuffy and icky back there.

Not as bad when you're vertical.
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
I did a ride-a-long a few months ago for a class and the cop was telling me stories of the stuff he's witnessed. He let me ride in the back seat to see what it's like and it's tiny, stuffy and icky back there.

Not as bad when you're vertical.


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#13 Apr 04 2006 at 8:42 PM Rating: Good
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bodhisattva wrote:
Good ole metal grill dividers. Nothing like cocking off to a cop and having him slam on the breaks so you go face first into it. That move is called the 'waffle'.


Also known as a "Seat belt check"

"Oooh, did I forget to seat belt you in? Kinda hard to stop yourself when you're handcuffed, huh?"
#14 Apr 04 2006 at 9:05 PM Rating: Decent
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Old joke but always made me smile why is it the the cops will beat the crap out of a perp, with their billy clubs. yet always cover the perps head to stop them from banging their head when they're put in the backseat.
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