...Instant Steak prodicing technology!
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/LAC.20060327.MEAT27/TPStory/?query=meat+starter+cells
Basically, our wonderful carniverous scientist geniuses have created self replicateing steak cells in a test tube! Do we not live in glorious times??? Just think, someday you push a button, and out pops a brand new steak! No more messy cow slaughtering in your appartment! Fun for the whole family! Grow a steak that fits perfectly in your toaster! The possibilities are endless!
This could be the single greatest day since the invention of the live feral chicken!