NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
MMHM...Uhh...who's there? What's that? What day is it?
Am I dead yet? When is this going to end?
Where am I?
I'm here.
What's what?
Today is Monday, March 27, 2006.
No, you are not dead yet. Hasn't the baby gotten here yet?
It never ends, not until your body decomposes or is incinerated.
You are supposed to be at the foot of your wife's bed, massaging her feet.
Edit: Good Gawd, man, if the baby isn't here yet, please just ask the doc to use the salad forks and yank that baby out.
Edited, Mon Mar 27 16:15:59 2006 by Thumbelyna