For a few moments there I thought I was reading an article written by an asylumite with some of the sarcasm in that piece:
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Call me crazy, but the “intermittent searing pain†would have been a tip off. Had he sought medical care sooner, he could have avoided “necrotic debris.â€
rather amusing all in all though I have sympathy for some of the ones who "slipped out" at just the wrong time. I'm thinking that trumps a "pain in the neck" and a "pain in the ********** put together. All I can do is wince at the prospect...
I worked at the city hospital where I am from, as a desk clerk in the ER, I have heard some of the craziest sh't from the nurses.
One night a woman came in she had a coke can stuck in her ..(you know what). Another time a man had a ***** stuck in his azz, that had me cracking the f'ck up for days. XD
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Broken penises, lodged foreign bodies give new meaning to unsafe sex
How does one break a *****? O_o
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In fact, as much as I wish it were, breaking your ***** isn’t rare. Guys do it when they get all pile-drivery and they miss the bull's-eye, or when she’s riding Bronco Billy and slips off the saddle. Bend a ***** past the breaking point and you can snap the inner chambers, releasing blood into surrounding areas.
nvm, -.-
Having a lodged foreign body..aww come on people can't be that stupid to put something small enough to get stuck.-.-
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rug burns
lmao, I think some guys can relate from those temder moments on the carpet.
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"A 29-year-old man heard a snap during sexual intercourse followed by immediate detumescence and a swelling of the penile basis and *******, due to a penile fracture."
Ouch!, that made my ***** hurt and I don't even have one....><
One night a woman came in she had a coke can stuck in her ..(you know what). Another time a man had a ***** stuck in his azz, that had me cracking the f'ck up for days. XD
ROFL . That must be somewhat embarrasing.. I'm glad it wasn't me
Another time a man had a ***** stuck in his azz, that had me cracking the f'ck up for days. XD
I've heard the same type of story from a friend of mine who used to be a nurse. They had a man brought in with a vibrator up his backside, still on.
They went through 5 nurses and 3 doctors trying to get it out. It took so many because they had to keep cycling people in and out so they wouldn't crack up laughing in front of the patient.
I was watching TV a coupla days ago and well....this dude had a stolen necklace sitting in his **** cavity, think how much that would hurt on the way out :P
I was watching TV a coupla days ago and well....this dude had a stolen necklace sitting in his **** cavity, think how much that would hurt on the way out :P
A friend of mine who is a nurse had this one guy come in with an allergic reaction to spices in some sausage....on and in his ****.
My favorite part of the article was:
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“We report two cases in which men used the hydraulic shovels on tractors to suspend themselves for masochistic sexual stimulation. One man developed a romantic attachment to a tractor, even giving it a name and writing poetry in its honor. He died accidentally while intentionally asphyxiating himself through suspension by the neck…â€
“A prospective database and photographic record of patients who presented with retained colorectal foreign bodies…The foreign bodies included a pen knife, an aerosol deodorant spray can, a blue plastic tumbler, a plastic bag containing two bank notes and some marijuana, a plastic packet containing fish hooks, a penlight [flashlight], a broomstick, a battery-powered vibrator, a primus stove, a cap of an aerosol can, a piece of wire, a piece of hosepipe wrapped with wire, and an iron bar.â€
How the hell do you fit something that big in your ***?
“A prospective database and photographic record of patients who presented with retained colorectal foreign bodies…The foreign bodies included a pen knife, an aerosol deodorant spray can, a blue plastic tumbler, a plastic bag containing two bank notes and some marijuana, a plastic packet containing fish hooks, a penlight [flashlight], a broomstick, a battery-powered vibrator, a primus stove, a cap of an aerosol can, a piece of wire, a piece of hosepipe wrapped with wire, and an iron bar.â€
How the hell do you fit something that big in your ***?