WHEREAS, We in the Asylum are indisputably Alla's golden children, at the forefront of every forum innovation, and the think tank driving the operation as a whole; and
WHEREAS, a litany of socks, morans, spammers, and other such malcontents repeatedly invade our sanctum; and
WHEREAS, the voices of reason, logic, and wit are drowned out in the cacophony of douche-baggery, **** wafflism, and cnuttitude; and
WHEREAS, the concerted effort of mass rate-downs is taxing on servers as well as our fingers; and
WHEREAS, one US dollar will be donated weekly into the "Buy Danalog a Beer Fund"; now, therefore, be it
RESOLVED, that We Asylum residents will conduct a weekly vote on the worst offender to our delicate sensibilities, and be it further
RESOLVED, that the chosen poster be banned for one week from posting on all Allakhazam and affiliated sites, and be it further
RESOLVED, that this Proclamation be upheld from now until perpetuity.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF,
I have hereunto set my hand
and caused the Great Seal of
Allakhazam to be affixed,
this eighteenth day of March
in the year of our Bob
two thousand and six.
