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#1 Mar 17 2006 at 2:53 PM Rating: Good
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great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandchildren.

Linky

EDIT: I wonder whose blood they will use?

Edited, Fri Mar 17 15:04:19 2006 by webwierdo
#2 Mar 17 2006 at 2:58 PM Rating: Good
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Dear Great^9 grandchild(ren)

sorry for leaving the place in such a mess

with love

great^9 granddad
#3 Mar 17 2006 at 3:27 PM Rating: Decent
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"Never leave the house in dirty undies."

Dang, I bet they won't even have undies.

They'll have a spray-on temperature moderating coating. Available in 6,000,000 vibrant colors.


Ok, so I'll tell them:

"be nice to people"
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#4 Mar 17 2006 at 3:31 PM Rating: Decent
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#6 Mar 17 2006 at 3:36 PM Rating: Decent
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I blame Bush!
#7 Mar 17 2006 at 3:42 PM Rating: Good
I went the sappy you are my blood route

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I hope things in the year Bajillion are going well. I hope my generation did not have anything to do with the demise of human civilization. Do they still have Beer on earth? If they do pick up a 12 pack and drink to me tonight. Keep me in your thoughts as you will be in mine.

Be strong and always know that I love you, despite the fact that we have never met. You are from my blood and nothing can ever change that. Except genetic alterations and Aliens.


are there aliens on Earth yet?

yours truley


Im such a tool

who knows, maybe this will work and I will creep out my uber-grandchildren.
#8 Mar 17 2006 at 4:00 PM Rating: Good
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************ will NOT make hair grow on your hands and will also NOT make you go blind.


#9 Mar 17 2006 at 4:13 PM Rating: Decent
Your great great great great great great great great great grandma let me hit it.
#10 Mar 17 2006 at 4:36 PM Rating: Good
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#11 Mar 17 2006 at 4:59 PM Rating: Good
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Dear kids,

We figured it out. Now it's your turn.


Sincerely,

Dead people.
#12 Mar 17 2006 at 5:22 PM Rating: Good
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I can't guarantee (especially at the rate my genes tend to fabricate immigrants) that they'll even speak English, so why bother? Besides, they'll probably just want my money.
#13 Mar 17 2006 at 5:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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"Be excellent to each other"
#14 Mar 17 2006 at 9:01 PM Rating: Default
they have to be sending it into the sun :D or on an intercept course with mars
#15 Mar 17 2006 at 11:23 PM Rating: Decent
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Some 50,000 years later it will return to Earth


yeah, im sure that little Timmy MCXVII will be overjoyed when a flaming satelite from the very distant past comes hurtling through his home, killing his entire family.

Outraged by little Timmy MCXVII's death, the unified government of the future retaliates by waging war on the past (their leader is a decendant of president bush). Then they ultimately end up destroying the past, therefore removing their existance and "killing" themselves. There goes a couple millennia of progress.

The good news is Timmy MCXVII's great(x10000) grandfather says hi

-edit, boredom makes me add more-

Edited, Fri Mar 17 23:36:35 2006 by Bardalicious
#16 Mar 18 2006 at 5:01 AM Rating: Decent
Dear Great^9 Grandchildren,

Don't **** in the wind.















That is all.

Your great^9 Grandfather.
#17 Mar 18 2006 at 5:47 AM Rating: Default
"It tastes like chicken."

Edited, Sat Mar 18 05:50:59 2006 by PsychoJester
#18 Mar 18 2006 at 5:49 AM Rating: Default
I would probably try to dispense some knowlege and then be left as they children ran screaming about how I talk too much. That is when my super great great great great great great great grandson would bring me my bottle and tell me to STFU.
#19 Mar 18 2006 at 6:02 AM Rating: Default
What do you mean you take the teleporter to school. Back in my day we walked 50 miles, barefoot, in 3 feet of snow uphill both ways and we damn well liked it.
#20 Mar 18 2006 at 6:05 AM Rating: Default
LOL
#21 Mar 18 2006 at 2:22 PM Rating: Good
"Mom! Dad! It's evil, don't touch it!"
#22 Mar 20 2006 at 6:49 AM Rating: Default
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What do you mean you take the teleporter to school. Back in my day we walked 50 miles, barefoot, in 3 feet of snow uphill both ways and we damn well liked it.


XD lmao

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yeah, im sure that little Timmy MCXVII will be overjoyed when a flaming satelite from the very distant past comes hurtling through his home, killing his entire family.


LMAO, that **** had me cracking up, hahahahha.

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I would tell them "It's been 50,000 yrs and I know you guys are technilogically advanced pass our ecpectations so.....Ya'll ****'s need to ressurect my azz. LOL j/k :P. No seriously bring me back, I always wanted to drive a hovercraft, and that hover skateboard from Back to the Future II, and hurry it up!! I'm ready to came back..!!"

lol

Edited, Mon Mar 20 06:56:44 2006 by kalaria
#23 Mar 20 2006 at 11:11 AM Rating: Decent
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"Mom! Dad! It's evil, don't touch it!"


Smiley: laugh


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#24 Mar 20 2006 at 11:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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#26 Mar 20 2006 at 9:49 PM Rating: Default
WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM!?!?

P.S. I'm horrendously homosexual.
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