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#1 Mar 17 2006 at 12:58 AM Rating: Good
Soccer, uniting Homosexual Dutchmen and Muslim Extremists since 2006.

Now, I'm not usually one to quote internet news articles, but this is just too rich. So bear with me and read on.

That article wrote:
Bruce Mutsvairo, Associated Press
Thursday, March 16, 2006 / 11:28 AM
AMSTERDAM, Netherlands -- A Dutch multicultural group is organizing a soccer tournament between gays and Muslims, hoping to counter what a study published on Thursday said was a rising tide of fear among gays.

A nationwide survey by the Police Research Academy said that most gays questioned feel unsafe and reported experiencing verbal attacks in the last year.

Of the 776 homosexuals who responded to an Internet questionnaire, 80 percent said they believed their safety was threatened at some time during the year, said academy director Frits Vlek, who commissioned the research.

Only 3 percent said they were physically assaulted, Vlek said in an interview, but some 40 percent claimed they had been insulted or verbally abused.

Youths from Moroccan and Turkish backgrounds often were blamed for the incidents, Vlek said, since homosexuality is not widely accepted in many Muslim cultures.

"Parts of the Muslim community still resist homosexuality and receive little education about it," he said.

Muslim-gay tension is the theme of the soccer tournament organized by the Institute of Multicultural Development, to be held next week.

An organizer of the group, Suzanne Ijsselmuiden, said she hoped the competition will "help ease these tensions so that people can openly talk about homosexuality."

Gay Muslims can take their choice of teams, she said. "People can have many identities."

A Latin team along with a team of all-women players has also been assembled for the government-sponsored competition.


There are so many ways I could make fun of this that I quite seriously can't process them. But how great is it that you can pick your team if you're a gay Muslim? "Hmm... those Muslim lads certainly look strong, but the gay team is so much cuter, and I DO like their uniform colours better... choices, choices...."

God damn, being gay is so fun sometimes. I get to run across sh[cyan][/cyan]it like this. =D


EDIT: I figured out why this story struck me as so funny. I keep mentally picturing it as a Celebrity Death Match between Dutch **** and the Muslim Jihad Army. =D

Edited, Fri Mar 17 02:00:23 2006 by Saboruto
#2 Mar 17 2006 at 7:58 AM Rating: Decent
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God damn, being gay is so fun sometimes. I get to run across **** like this. =D


XD <3 /wave

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EDIT: I figured out why this story struck me as so funny. I keep mentally picturing it as a Celebrity Death Match between Dutch **** and the Muslim Jihad Army. =D


lol
#3 Mar 17 2006 at 8:47 AM Rating: Good
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Jesus Christ, the legs!
#4 Mar 17 2006 at 1:24 PM Rating: Good
I didn't read the article Saboruto, because everytime I see a long post by you I'm afraid it's another good-bye thread. Smiley: frown
#5REDACTED, Posted: Mar 18 2006 at 5:34 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Theres nothing wrong with being gay.
#6REDACTED, Posted: Mar 18 2006 at 5:43 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Most people still ignore or resist or detest the idea of homosexuality in the world, except in San Fransisco......... which is why most of those people in that survey reported being harassed in some way.
#7 Mar 19 2006 at 8:01 AM Rating: Good
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Theres nothing wrong with being gay.


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Most people still ignore or resist or detest the idea of homosexuality in the world, except in San Fransisco......... which is why most of those people in that survey reported being harassed in some way.



There's just NO way I believe these two aren't socks after seeing so many retarded statements back to back like this.

I can actually see these two as cartoon versions of the characters from dumb and dumber in my mind.

I call shenanigans.
#8REDACTED, Posted: Mar 19 2006 at 11:38 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) you called?
#9 Mar 19 2006 at 1:36 PM Rating: Decent
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TStephens wrote:
There's just NO way I believe these two aren't socks after seeing so many retarded statements back to back like this.

I can actually see these two as cartoon versions of the characters from dumb and dumber in my mind.

I call shenanigans.

Really? I just assume they're FFXI'ers.
#10 Mar 19 2006 at 4:23 PM Rating: Decent
cdh and GrandInvictu are LinusRed's socks.
#11 Mar 19 2006 at 5:00 PM Rating: Good
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The Great Sockpuppette wrote:
cdh and GrandInvictu are LinusRed's socks.

Like you're Trogdorrr's? Got it.
#12 Mar 19 2006 at 5:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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cdh could be someone's work account, and they are just being careful since they know I'm watching, but so far it's just the one IP. Grandinvictu has one of those IP addresses that about 8 billion people have had at one point or another, so it's really hard to tell, but none of the asylum regulars are in that pool, so i don't know.
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#13 Mar 21 2006 at 12:26 PM Rating: Default
LOL

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God damn, being gay is so fun sometimes. I get to run across **** like this. =D


/agree
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