Is this going to work? I don’t know. I do know it’s never been done here before, so at least it’s something completely different! We’ll see how it goes.
The Rules:
1. Each phrase is worth either 3 or 5 points, depending on length and content.
2. Combining more than one phrase in a single conversation without getting yourself kicked in the junk by other people present in the conversation is worth an additional 5 points.
3. You must describe here how you used a phrase to claim points.
4. Other readers of the thread my call ******** on your descriptions if they are lame, and in such case you may not receive points.
5. Once a phrase is used, it cannot be used by another person. Ever!
6. Minor alterations of a phrase are acceptable, but will result in a 1 point deduction
7. The person with the most points at the end wins
8. Post your own phrases if you like
Items in grey have been used already and cannot be used by anyone else.
Ok, Here goes:
1. “That is some sexy crawdad **** there†5 points to allenjj
2. “ like a monkey implosion†3 points to Frakkor
3. “@#$%ing clown ****’s†3 points to TheBlix
4. “but if we wait long enough, the magic pie tin will return!†5 points to Thumbelyna
5. “Aardvaark bladders†3 points
6. “xorm the troll flipper†5 points to Codyy
7. “I enjoy eating roasted human babies in lime sauce on a toasted sesamie seed bun†5 points
8. “And that’s when the truck full of live chickens exploded†5 points to Jawbox
9. “Oh crap, has anyone seen my prosthetic kneecap?†5 points
10. “No good, nickle picking neo-hippies†5 points
11. “Hemp Bidet†3 points
12. “Giant pink plastic lobster†3 points to Rimesume
13. “Nano Squeegee†3 points
14. “Articulated Yak bombs†5 points
15. “This game sucks, I quit†3 points to Thumbelyna
16. “Ham Scanner†3 points to iamtheovermind
17. “Ich bin ein glorpblorger†5 points
18. “Stapler induced hernia†5 points to AngstyCoder
19. “Egyptian pants†3 points
20. “Cat bacon†3 points to CrescentFresh
21. “Then I woke up tied to a large tractor†5 points
22. “My very own Taikonaut†3 points
23. “colder than a penguin's ************************** 5 points to NixNot
24. “unbreakable chicken beak†5 points
25. “Imperial rice burner†3 points
[Darkgray]26. “FFXI genius†3 points To Elderon
27. “mass scooter carnage†5 points
28. “Reticulating Phosphate†3 points
29. “It wasn’t that bad, though the lemur was fairly disturbing†5 points
30. “I really wouldn’t worry about the major structural flaw in the accounting office subfloor†5 points
31. "Shh... my yeast is rising." 5 points
32. "Miffie gives me cookies to leak false information to the CIA and thats why hurricane katrina happened" 5 points
33. "I'm rockin like Janet Reno" 3 points
34. "Lung Butter"
Good luck!
Edit: You cannot use a phrase you yourself submitted.
Edited, Sun Mar 12 14:57:49 2006 by Kaolian
Edited, Wed Mar 15 01:18:14 2006 by Kaolian